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    play the piano lmaoooooooooo

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    I’ll admit I am disappointed in those jokes but only cuz they don’t actually seem funny. I’m sure the finger fucking part would make me lol but there’s not much of a payoff to any of it. Even when pictured well timed delivery. It really does just read like an angry guy.

    Hopefully he has better stuff, I haven’t bothered looking for the entire recording.

    Also lol @ people being mad at his joke topics.

    I mean this guy once did an SNL monologue about how diddling children must be amazing because pedophiles are willing to risk prison for it.

    For now I’ll have to rely on cum town to tell jokes about trans people and school shooting victims that are actually funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    LMAO my having more discerning tastes than you is not a viable avenue for you to pretend you're not a stupid fuck in comparison to everyone here.
    W r o n g

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    Shit was dry as fuck but it's also clear that he's coaxing right peeps. LMAO tell me again about how sexual allegations ruin men's lives again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
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    You can keep eating goat shit and calling it chocolate. I'm gonna keep calling it goat shit.

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    Gonna be a dad. I promise not to raise a nynja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Gonna be a dad. I promise not to raise a nynja.
    Good man.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    You can keep goat shit and calling it chocolate. I'm gonna keep calling it goat shit.
    Your shit fetishes are weird.

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    Don't worry, I fixed it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    then they look at the text of the joke, with no context, delivery, timing etc because they have none of that in their brains, so it's no wonder they don't find offensive jokes funny
    There was no context that made those overdone jokes funny. You can tell he was just mad and wanted to rant like an old dude. Just like Aziz has fallen off too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Don't worry, I fixed it for you.
    Too late, you cant edit it once I quoted it.

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    Good luck raising a Jaden Smith or a Tekashi69 though, role model citizens to model your kid after.

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    I actually felt bad making comments towards your unborn child, but you're a sick enough bastard to use your unborn child as a prop to try an insult me...so

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    My son is 5 months old today. Man how time flies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Good luck raising a Jaden Smith or a Tekashi69 though, role model citizens to model your kid after.
    Yikes. Putting Jaden Smith and 69 on the same level. You really are stupid. Also Jaden is smart as fuck and an amazing artist.

    His show is... perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    I actually felt bad making comments towards your unborn child, but you're a sick enough bastard to use your unborn child as a prop to try an insult me...so
    Trying to insult you? Take that shit however you want. Not like It would be hard. I've met parrots more sensible than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    Good luck raising a Jaden Smith or a Tekashi69 though, role model citizens to model your kid after.
    lol wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Yikes. Putting Jaden Smith and 69 on the same level. You really are stupid. Also Jaden is smart as fuck and an amazing artist.

    His show is... perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    Well we know he performed more than he raped, but the question we had is if he saves more than he rapes.

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    I haven't heard the routine but in my experience Louis CK is funny.

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