Thanks Day, very cool!

[Demosthenes]

Yeah, that's one of the reasons I said if she can hold on and doesn't get worn down.

[Demosthenes]

On one hand, I think she should play the long game, on the other hand, fuck that noise.

[Day]

She reminds me of the new IT security guy at work we get every few years that wants to come in and revamp everything and get every single thing done guns blazing only to be met with the harsh reality of office politics, budgets, staffing etc while rubbing every dept the wrong way off the bat. They usually settle in but turnover is high lol.

[Demosthenes]

She reminds me of the new IT security guy at work we get every few years that wants to come in and revamp everything and get every single thing done guns blazing only to be met with the harsh reality of office politics, budgets, staffing etc while rubbing every dept the wrong way off the bat. They usually settle in but turnover is high lol.

Exactly!

[Demosthenes]

Got a question for y'all and don't think too hard about it.
You have $10 and there 4 sections in front of you, with several machines to put money in. Only 5 machines matter though.
Each machine that matters has a 1% chance of breaking down.
If you decide to pocket the $10 and not stick it into any machines, a random machine is automatically selected for you (99.99% of the time it's 1,2 or 3) the original $10 vanishes, and the resulting amount appears in your pocket.
There are several other machines in section A - D but they are all off and don't do shit.

Section A:
Machine 1: Gives back $5 98% of the time and it has a 1% chance to give you $15 or $20.

Section B:
Machine 2: Gives back $10 74% of the time, $15 24% of the time, and has a 1% chance to give back $5 or $20.
Machine 3: Gives back $15 9% of the time, $100 4% of the time, 80% chance of giving you $10 back 5% chance of giving you $5 back.

Section C and D:
Machine 4 and 5: Look like trash cans, but nobody knows what they do.

Which machine do you put your $10 in, if at all?

[Zetanio]

none, gambling is a tax on retards.

[Demosthenes]

Better refresh cause I edited.

[Demosthenes]

none, gambling is a tax on retards.

Wew, enjoy the results in your pocket.

[Zetanio]

i'd spin 360 degrees and walk right out.

[Day]

machine 2 for me

[Demosthenes]

day, check your inbox you little shit!

[Fondue]

#3 or maybe one of the trash cans upon further inspection

can I get inside of the trash cans



roll my dice to see if I can scavenge for materials

[Demosthenes]

Trash cans have trash in them. You threw money away. The results for what you picked are now the same as pocketing the money.

[Salodin]

I'd say 2, but day took it, so I'm going 3.

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[Salodin]

Day picked machine 2? Hes gonna be sooooo mad...

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[Salodin]

Also, socialism for everyone!

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[Day]

Day picked machine 2? Hes gonna be sooooo mad...

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i didn't have all the pertinent info, specifically the gender of the machine

[Demosthenes]

i didn't have all the pertinent info, specifically the gender of the machine

LMAO!

[Linliel]

Hi jerks

[Day]

Hi jerks

heyyyy long time no see