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  1. 2018-12-20 20:55 #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    If you cant have fun by yourself who can you have fun with smh
    It's a personal mental hangup. Partner getting off gets me off, no partner makes it actual work to get off.
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    I think I watched a porn with my husband only once.


    He is the only man I ever had sex with.


    I DON'T EVEN BELONG IN MY OWN THREAD
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    Ksan are you Bane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Maybe if CT built a porn industry it wouldn’t be dying. Who doesn’t want to see the mating habits of wasps.
    Legit, I never realized this until I moved to Cali, but CT hides their porn like no tomorrow.


    I have never been to a strip club, but I can tell you where they are in CA due to advertising all over the place.

    You are the first person to make me believe there are strip clubs in CT.


    CANT HAVE ANYONE KNOWING ABOUT THEM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Ksan are you Bane?
    Bane had sex with my husband?




    Makes sense.
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    If you're both doing the job right, nobody needs porn. I used to break it out whenever I had a partner that just didn't know wtf.
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    I am one of those Catholics that actually stuck through it.
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    Off the top of my head I want to say CT only has gentleman's clubs.
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    Also whenever wife is in Australia for a month, life is rough and I gotta go searching.
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    idk, we both get off so we good.


    Only thing is after having my son (I blame the IUD) my sex drive plummeted, so it's way more about him now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Off the top of my head I want to say CT only has gentleman's clubs.
    A quick internet search has told me I am wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I am one of those Catholics that actually stuck through it.
    RIP. My Catholic Bible ain't said shit about premarital sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    A quick internet search has told me I am wrong.
    See? They hide that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    RIP. My Catholic Bible ain't said shit about premarital sex.
    Too be fair, it wasn't just the bible, but Catholic upbringing where I fully believed my father would lock me in my room and throw away the key if he ever found out I had sex before marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    idk, we both get off so we good.


    Only thing is after having my son (I blame the IUD) my sex drive plummeted, so it's way more about him now.
    You got pregnant with an IUD? WHAT?
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    Oh and the mom guilt, OH THE MOM GUILT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    You got pregnant with an IUD? WHAT?
    no lol, I got the IUD after I gave birth to my son, and I blame the IUD, not the birth, for the sex drive plummet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    See? They hide that shit.
    Not that hard, can get results from Google maps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Too be fair, it wasn't just the bible, but Catholic upbringing where I fully believed my father would lock me in my room and throw away the key if he ever found out I had sex before marriage.
    Told parents Qiu was a dude and we used to do that same shit kids in serial did with phone calls. "Working on a project with Qiu, I'll be late for dinner." Her parents were never home at a decent time since they ran a Chinese food restaurant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    no lol, I got the IUD after I gave birth to my son, and I blame the IUD, not the birth, for the sex drive plummet.
    Maybe it's different for different women. IUD didn't do shit to my wife, but she's had one in since before we were dating.
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