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  1. #3841
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    I give my wifey a lot of shit for various things but when we're out with the girls and something tangential to sex comes up, she's always the one like "oh you don't already do that?" or "oh you don't already own one?" and she knows full well if she rolled the dice she'd end up with someone who doesn't know how to lick a clit and gets offended when the vibrator comes out

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    Bottom line is it sucks when a chick doesn't appreciate her homey and I am empathetic to that

    But also homey needs to step it up. Go get em buddy

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    I think it's important to note that I NEVER implied it was not sucky. It DOES suck. I'm saying it's on him to figure the shit out otherwise the current woman will continue to settle for middling sex and next woman is also going to be getting that same shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I missed this. Fuuuuuuuuck!
    IE, sucks that she called him out publicly.

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    But having the opinion that your ex was better at sex than your current is not "ho" shit. It's just facts he wasn't prepared to hear. Facts most dudes would be unable to deal with if it happened to them, short of calling her a ho and ending the relationship obviously.

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    It's silly to think she doesn't appreciate him, she was with him still DESPITE his weak dick game. Obviously he has other qualities she's into.

  7. #3847
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    Maybe she likes to get choked and sodomized and her current bf isn't into that.

  8. #3848
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    Damn man you know it was the wrong thing to say when they went to go fight about it followed by us going to go fight about it

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    Maybe he has a humiliation fetish and she was actually being a supportive partner

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    Did someone call for a humiliation fetish?!

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    Did someone call for a humiliation fetish?!

    https://livestreamfails.com/clip/137246

  12. #3852
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Maybe she likes to get choked and sodomized and her current bf isn't into that.
    Maybe.

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    Bro what?

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    Wtf did I just watch?

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    Lmao

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    Couldn't let it burn into my skull alone.

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    https://v.redd.it/ja18l19v2g491

    Here's some bleach fam

    But you gotta trust me and click the link

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
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    Here's some bleach fam

    But you gotta trust me and click the link

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    People are fucking trash. That's how I got my cat. Someone abandoned her and her sister in a carrier.

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    It’s summertime reminder for all the big boys to grill on the roof


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