I've only ever been to a strip club once. It definitely turned me away from strip clubs. It was the most vile place I'd ever been.
This was back when smoking indoors was a thing. They were all busted, sitting around with cigarettes in their hands waiting for dudes to come in. The floors were sticky. The place smelled like an unclean gym. The chairs were this squeaky vinyl that was also sticky. No fucking thanks for the rest of my life.
Did a bachelor party in Amsterdam for one of my fellas back when I lived in Europe. Back before smart phones were a thing and would've gotten us in all kinds of crazy trouble.
Related question - planning a European vacation in the Spring, mostly Germany and the surrounding area so if I pop over to Amsterdam what should I be on the lookout for?
Hookers and blow.
On a serious note, it's a fun and beautiful city. Whenever we found ourselves in a new place we'd take the red tour bus around the city to get a feel for the place. I know it's a generic answer, but for me specifically I remember not having any idea about shit like Anne Frank's house on our first visit until that. There's also a ferry you can take to another area of the city that's full of street marts and vendors. I can't remember the exact name but it's real distinct and not much of a tourist trap compared to the rest of the city.
I hated Amsterdam and I spent the 3 or 4 hours we were there thinking I handed my rental car keys over to some random dude who was gonna steal the car instead of valet parking garage it
Way too many fucking people and hordes of retards on bicycles
Least enjoyable day for me out of 4 trips to europe
Here’s a fun fact, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER
Maitake mushrooms with just a little olive oil and salt, slapped on the grill. OH BOY.
It's been awhile since I went but the ones in Guam were pretty great. I mean you weren't necessarily fucking them (ymmv based on your game. Plenty of dudes ended up gf/wifing their strippers though lol) but lets just say every Friday guys were going to the bank to change their $20 bills to $1s and these girls would work hard for them. Just don't let them pull you on stage... it's a fucking trap and they will get on you just to slap the shit out of your chest/stomach lol
I’ve only been to Mexico once. I was 18, fresh out of high school. Partying in Cancun with friends on a graduation trip. The taxi driver said he could take me to a brothel where the girls would do anything for $20. And he stressed ANYTHING. I was young dumb and full of cum but even I knew that was how you ended up getting robbed and left for dead in the desert, or worse.