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  1. 2019-03-20 11:31 #181
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    FUCK

    I wanted to hear more about that one. Sorry dude.
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    Kinda taken the wind outta my sails for online dating and maybe that's a good thing. There's 3 women I've seen more than once or have plans to and I've got a company to focus on now. Perhaps it was for the best in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I’m 6’ and the wifey is your typical short Asian 5’1”.
    6'2" and have been seeing a 4'8" girl AMA.
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    Is she of legal age?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezzimal View Post
    6'2" and have been seeing a 4'8" girl AMA.
    what do you think happens when we die
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    do we go to heaven where the angels fly
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    do we go to a lake of fire and fry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezzimal View Post
    6'2" and have been seeing a 4'8" girl AMA.
    why do we have fingertips but not toetips, yet we can tiptoe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    what do you think happens when we die
    A lot of stuff, just not much involving you any more.

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    Is she of legal age?
    Yes. She lied about her height initially (said 5'0")
  10. 2019-03-20 15:37 #190
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezzimal View Post
    6'2" and have been seeing a 4'8" girl AMA.
    Does she ask if your possessions spark joy?

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    Do you put stuff you don't want her getting into higher up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Kinda taken the wind outta my sails for online dating and maybe that's a good thing. There's 3 women I've seen more than once or have plans to and I've got a company to focus on now. Perhaps it was for the best in the end.

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    This shit is honestly exhausting. I went on 6 different dates with 6 different women in the past 2 weeks and outside of them being pretty attractive that's really it. Having the same conversations over and over is like blehhh
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    i feel like if i didn't hit my highschool sweetheart up on facebook i would be single forever in today's world, tinder and all that just sounds so... well exhausting like you said
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    How many of those girls you matched with love to go hiking, are not looking just for a hookup and have photos from 3 years ago from a trip you know was probably funded by their parents?
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    Or have a little girl/boy who is their WHOLE WORLD
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    this thread lol

    do these new dating apps have a filters for whether the lady has kids? always wondered this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    this thread lol

    do these new dating apps have a filters for whether the lady has kids? always wondered this
    I'm sure Ok Cupid and Match have filters like that, but I don't think there's one on Tinder, so either just be prepared to swipe like on everyone and filter it out on your own, or read every single bio before swiping.
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    Honestly at my age I don’t mind if the lady has a kid. As I get older the odds of finding single moms on these dating apps around my same age just increases a lot, just gotta accept it. Now, if it’s a toddler or newborn, hell to the nah. But I’m down to play Legos or t-ball or Nintendo Switch or whatever with home girl’s eight year old if it helps secure the milf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    How many of those girls you matched with love to go hiking, are not looking just for a hookup and have photos from 3 years ago from a trip you know was probably funded by their parents?
    That also like the office, looking for their Jim and love naps?
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