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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    That also like the office, looking for their Jim and love naps?
    And somehow their love of tacos is in there too.

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    fluent in sarcasm

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    then again a lady friend showed me what happens when you scroll through dudes and that is ghastly my lads, ghastly. thank god for being born the right sex.

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    Those last few posts are more or less the length and breadth of 99% of profiles out there.

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    The thing I love the most is the majority of the first messages from women to me are Hey, hi, or heyyy.

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    three Y's means she's DTF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    then again a lady friend showed me what happens when you scroll through dudes and that is ghastly my lads, ghastly. thank god for being born the right sex.
    One of my female friends showed me the dudes on her tinder and omg it’s SO bad, laughably bad. Boy could I use a time machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    One of my female friends showed me the dudes on her tinder and omg it’s SO bad, laughably bad. Boy could I use a time machine
    I appreciate them, they make it really easy.

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    I get most of my action through Tinder but all of my repeat dates have come through Bumble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    I appreciate them, they make it really easy.
    ^

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    My husband's not allowed to cheat on me (and I would never cheat on him), because fuck doing any of this shit that you guys are going through.

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    idk getting your ass eat while you watch Parks and Rec by a girl you sent a fall of Constantinople meme to feels like a new epoch in romance

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    Honestly my dating life isn't that bad because I'm such a dope dude. I just don't stay in one place for long is my problem.

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    I mean I wouldn't call mine bad either, it's unbelievable how easy it is to hook up with someone thanks to these apps but that's really all it boils down to. I need to find a qt waifu to settle down with.

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    Also I'm terrified of knocking up some random

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    I did hear back from that girl. She had a rough week and decided to take a step back from dating, I didn't press because whatever that means I likely want no part of it.

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    well hey thats something.

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    Her other date cancelled and she wants another free meal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Also I'm terrified of knocking up some random
    Get a vasectomy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Get a vasectomy
    I want kids in the future

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