fluent in sarcasm
then again a lady friend showed me what happens when you scroll through dudes and that is ghastly my lads, ghastly. thank god for being born the right sex.
Those last few posts are more or less the length and breadth of 99% of profiles out there.
Sent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk
The thing I love the most is the majority of the first messages from women to me are Hey, hi, or heyyy.
three Y's means she's DTF.
I get most of my action through Tinder but all of my repeat dates have come through Bumble.
Sent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk
My husband's not allowed to cheat on me (and I would never cheat on him), because fuck doing any of this shit that you guys are going through.
idk getting your ass eat while you watch Parks and Rec by a girl you sent a fall of Constantinople meme to feels like a new epoch in romance
Honestly my dating life isn't that bad because I'm such a dope dude. I just don't stay in one place for long is my problem.
I mean I wouldn't call mine bad either, it's unbelievable how easy it is to hook up with someone thanks to these apps but that's really all it boils down to. I need to find a qt waifu to settle down with.
Also I'm terrified of knocking up some random
I did hear back from that girl. She had a rough week and decided to take a step back from dating, I didn't press because whatever that means I likely want no part of it.
Sent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk
well hey thats something.
Her other date cancelled and she wants another free meal