Online Dating

[Koyangi]

What would a lady want with a fat man with no power and a flooded apt.?

Spoiler: show

just messin with ya

[Anoat]

Was talking to a chick on bumble for a lil bit and she had a picture of a little kid on her profile with the typical “that’s my nephew” comment. After talking a bit she revealed it was indeed her son. Told her I wasn’t interested anymore and good luck. She got all “this is why I never tell people it’s my son they always run off” and I was like “No I just don’t want to continue because you already started things off with a huge lie and I can’t really trust anything you say now.” And that’s true.

But mostly it was because of the kid, fuck that!

[Andalusian girls]

guess yous a liar too

[Andalusian girls]

nc tho that's why i exist, my grandfather was off in Britain during WW2 and fell in love with some English broad and was finna marry her but she introduced her child, whose father had died in the war, as her little brother. after the engagement one of her friends told him the truth cuz she felt it was the right thing to do and he broke it off, came home and married my wee grandma from Santiago and thus i am here. always said he would've been fine with raising the dead man's son as his own he just couldn't ever trust someone who would lie about something like that.

[Anoat]

I wish dating apps had a more nuanced response to put on your profile about your thoughts on having children. I would love the option to say “I don’t mind if you have children but I’m not interested in having babies of my own.”

Zealot put that one down for MeetCute.

[Zealot]

That isn't a bad idea.

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[Anoat]

I’m getting to where I have to actively block profiles now on Hinge because it keeps recycling people I already swiped no on, under the guise of “Take another look!”. I said no for a fucking reason, stop showing me these profiles.

Zealot fix that in MeetCute!

[Milkster]

You keep getting the same profiles because 1) those individuals deemed more desirable than you dont want you and/or 2) you're not paying enough for the membership

[Zealot]

MeetCute doesn't have swiping, since users create their own events or match via advertisers.

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[Anoat]

This one girl on her profile said “I don’t keep guns in the house for the same reason I don’t keep brownies in the house. I might get sad one night and put ‘em in my mouth.” JEEZUS lol

[Demosthenes]

From time to time, we all get sad, one day you're happy and then you're sad and then uh oh!

[Mertron]

my friends still alive and kicking

let me rephrase that

still alive