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    So I was out today with a higher up at NBC and she confirmed that the Apprentice tapes are absolutely real and even worse than we think but the network won't release them because a) it would damage the Apprentice brand and b) the President of the network is still friends with Trump.

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    fake news

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    So I was out today with a higher up at NBC and she confirmed that the Apprentice tapes are absolutely real and even worse than we think but the network won't release them because a) it would damage the Apprentice brand and b) the President of the network is still friends with Trump.

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    I know an editor who worked on some of the early seasons who confirmed this exactly.

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    I don't want to say I met my future wife tonight but I was out with a tall, blonde girl who works as a lead programmer for DARPA when she's not leading a monthly gaming group or attending hacking conferences or going to sex clubs and she looks like Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron combined their DNA to make a Niclize Kidron hybrid.

    I don't want to say it because with online dating there's never a guarantee for date 2 but damn, she was hot.

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    Was she taller than you?

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    Maybe 2 inches shorter, so 5'9'' maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Maybe 2 inches shorter, so 5'9'' maybe?
    You mean she's 5'10" because there ain't no man who's 5'11 and doesn't claim he's 6'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I don't want to say I met my future wife tonight but I was out with a tall, blonde girl who works as a lead programmer for DARPA when she's not leading a monthly gaming group or attending hacking conferences or going to sex clubs and she looks like Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron combined their DNA to make a Niclize Kidron hybrid.

    I don't want to say it because with online dating there's never a guarantee for date 2 but damn, she was hot.
    Sounds like a recipe for you to get cucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    You mean she's 5'10" because there ain't no man who's 5'11 and doesn't claim he's 6'.
    I got no problem being 5'11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    I don't want to say I met my future wife tonight but I was out with a tall, blonde girl who works as a lead programmer for DARPA when she's not leading a monthly gaming group or attending hacking conferences or going to sex clubs and she looks like Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron combined their DNA to make a Niclize Kidron hybrid.

    I don't want to say it because with online dating there's never a guarantee for date 2 but damn, she was hot.
    My president and first lady!

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    anyone that has legs like charlize theron is an auto keeper and a gene pool you want to tap into

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    I got no problem being 5'11
    I'm 5'10.5, and when people ask how tall I am I say "five-foot-ten-and-a-half" - I don't really feel comfortable rounding up or down.

    My wife is 5'11.5 and generally tells people "6-foot"

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    My wife is like 1 inch shorter than me and I don't allow her to wear anything but flat shoes, I can't imagine what getting heightmogged 24/7 is like

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    Yeah idk about having a taller partner. I guess it makes having sex while standing easier tho

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    I’m 6’ and the wifey is your typical short Asian 5’1”.

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    tall chicks are great

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    My wife is like 1 inch shorter than me and I don't allow her to wear anything but flat shoes, I can't imagine what getting heightmogged 24/7 is like
    Yikes.

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    their legs go all the way to their ass

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