2019 NFL Off-Season Thread: Kraft Handys

[Rhyis.]

this dude looking to get himself out of the nfl real quick

[Cail]

Jets signed Ty Montgomery 1yr

[Anoat]

Leonard Fournette arrested.

Sounds traffic related

Driving with a suspended license. Dumb.

[Weltall]

He is an idiot. I bet Coughlin would trade him for a corndog, but keeps getting talked out of it.

[Deejay]

Why haven't teams looked into getting these guys personal assistants? Hire a staff of 100 nerds and pay them 70k a year to keep up on the player's personal finances/paperwork/taxes/etc. I bet they'd save on suspensions/arrests for dealing with all this.

Edit: Just read that they cuffed/booked him over a $205 speeding ticket from November. Keep those streets safe FL PD

[Rhyis.]

boys did that with dez. it hurts the player and team in other ways

[Melena]

Why haven't teams looked into getting these guys personal assistants? Hire a staff of 100 nerds and pay them 70k a year to keep up on the player's personal finances/paperwork/taxes/etc. I bet they'd save on suspensions/arrests for dealing with all this.

Edit: Just read that they cuffed/booked him over a $205 speeding ticket from November. Keep those streets safe FL PD

Dude, police don't fuck around with knowingly driving with a suspended license, no matter what state you're in. And add to it he was speeding yet again when he got popped. Wouldn't put it above him if he started mouthing off as well. All that equals a quick trip to jail.

[BerenTebogo]

God he's such a fucking idiot

[Weltall]

I bet he was also dumb enough to be going something like 130-140. Seems like just the right kind of idiot to do that on a suspended license.

Also, if I'm a cop, there is a 0% chance I'm letting someone off driving on a suspended license. That is a quick way to get suspended or fired, myself.

[Mythe_Seraph]

Why haven't teams looked into getting these guys personal assistants? Hire a staff of 100 nerds and pay them 70k a year to keep up on the player's personal finances/paperwork/taxes/etc. I bet they'd save on suspensions/arrests for dealing with all this.

Edit: Just read that they cuffed/booked him over a $205 speeding ticket from November. Keep those streets safe FL PD

Wouldn’t even need 100 nerds. Could do all that for an entire team and a farm team with 10 people or less. Easily.

You trying to start a sports consulting firm fam?

[Cail]

Minnesota signed Adam Thielen to a 4yr 64mil extension

[Cail]

Reuben Foster is being fined for 2 games, but no suspension

[Cail]

Carolina signed Chris Hogan

[Weltall]

Bad signing by Carolina. Who the hell is even playing WR for that team?

[Gadritan]

DJ Moore has a high ceiling. Then there's uh, that guy, uh, something something draft?

Idk. I might want to get a workout with them. Probably have a 50/50 shot.

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[Cail]

DJ Moore, Curtis Samuel, Torrey Smith, Hogan, Greg Olsen (I know hes not a WR)

Not the best for sure, not the worst

[Gadritan]

Samuel is great but can't stay healthy.

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[Weltall]

Greg Olsen is good for like 4 games a season, so that hardly counts. Worst WR core in the league free.

[Deejay]

Wouldn’t even need 100 nerds. Could do all that for an entire team and a farm team with 10 people or less. Easily.

You trying to start a sports consulting firm fam?

Let’s get this bread bro. Someone’s gotta save these players from themselves lol


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[Moss]

Let’s get this bread bro. Someone’s gotta save these players from themselves lol


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Idk man babysitting newly rich 21 year olds sounds like a nightmare

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