Conjugal Visits With Aunt Becky

[Andalusian girls]

i follow 6 people on Twitter, analyst types in various fields that give short analyseses on Twitter supplemental to their lengthier works it's great

[Krandor]

The various sports subreddits and r/blackpeopletwitter gives me everything I need from the platform.

Tbf I also hate social media as a whole and only maintain a Facebook account since it makes it easier to keep contact with friends not living in the US. Otherwise I avoid all forms of social media like the plague, this place has enough rampant stupidity I don't need to go hunting for more.

[thetruepandagod]

The only social media I have is tinder

[Day]

I also do not take part in the internet websites

[Zealot]

I've gotten laid twice off of Bumble but so far nothing from Tinder.

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[Day]

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/sta...685691392?s=19

Imagine being this person

[Day]

Hes still going lmao jfc

[thetruepandagod]

I've gotten laid twice off of Bumble but so far nothing from Tinder.

How? You are more successful than me by every possible metric, also in better shape than me currently. Yet nary 2 days ago I snapped a collar/chain in half that AG had gifted our mutual friend which I stole, bruised my dick so much I prolly couldnt differentiate from milksters at this point, accidentally cut my pc monitor with a kitchen knife that I was holding to her and may very well repeat the same with a new girl tonight.

Have you tried opening with 'please fuck my ass' when you match them?

[thetruepandagod]

also damn u day, i was gonna post that too

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Further evidence I have no need for the twittersphere

[Zealot]

How? You are more successful than me by every possible metric, also in better shape than me currently. Yet nary 2 days ago I snapped a collar/chain in half that AG had gifted our mutual friend which I stole, bruised my dick so much I prolly couldnt differentiate from milksters at this point, accidentally cut my pc monitor with a kitchen knife that I was holding to her and may very well repeat the same with a new girl tonight.

Have you tried opening with 'please fuck my ass' when you match them?

Part of it is my own lack of inertia, I have like 200 something chicks matched but it's just so much easier to just keep seeing the one I've been out with the most. I think living in DC is another part, this place is nothing but professionals looking for relationships.

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[Mertron]

i used to have tinder but then a student found me on there anddddddddd deleted

[Mertron]

she was not hot btw

[Mertron]

ive been interested in using bumble but am still worried about people finding me there

[Day]

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/111...347423745?s=19

[Fiye]

Man Comey is the biggest asshole I know.

[thetruepandagod]

i used to have tinder but then a student found me on there anddddddddd deleted

I found my step sister who I haven't seen since she was 10, it was a bit unsettling but thankfully there is 0 chance she could recognize me.

[Demosthenes]

Y'all need a better circle of Twitter friends.

[NynJa]

https://twitter.com/kayleecrain__/st...79952916377600

Religious people are fucking r e t a r d e d

[Fiye]

https://twitter.com/kayleecrain__/st...79952916377600

Religious people are fucking r e t a r d e d

https://twitter.com/jenben1969/statu...643146242?s=19

[Fondue]

Mf power is out

I live right next to like 4 grocery stores and the power goes out here constantly wtf