Conjugal Visits With Aunt Becky

[thetruepandagod]

straight men are awful

[thetruepandagod]

my daddy was moisturizing since the damn 70's

[Day]

ur daddy was gay

[Fondue]

it was the 70's

[Rocl]

do straight men bathe

[Rhyis.]

aint no bubble baths happening

[Rhyis.]

i'd just like to point out to the gay community that straight chicks may not appreciate their partner having soft supple skin as much as you do

[Milkster]

So straight men enjoy being ashy and dusty. I guarantee you that women would enjoy you putting some effort in to your appearance.

[Andalusian girls]

the lack of appreciation in here for skincare is not very shocking, but incredibly appalling

negro please it was less than a year ago i had to give your ashy flaky face some god damn lotion it was so offensive to mine eyes

[Andalusian girls]

i'd just like to point out to the gay community that straight chicks may not appreciate their partner having soft supple skin as much as you do

the majority of my lovers have complimented how my skin feels and smells and i moisturize every damn day of my life

[Andalusian girls]

i don't bathe unless there's group sex involved tho

[Andalusian girls]

a man has his limits

[Rhyis.]

i've never met a woman over the age of 30 that didn't laugh at a dude if he had super soft hands

[Rhyis.]

maybe it's different down in cali or whatever silly places you people live

[Andalusian girls]

my hands are covered in calluses and scar tissue so they ain't ever gonna be too soft but girls from Alberta to Virginia to Texas to South Carolina to London have rubbed their hands over my chest/torso and been like

nice,

nice.

[Rhyis.]

i got chest hair so that ain't happening there

[Andalusian girls]

my ancestors being super into raping Native Americans made sure that was never finna happen

[Rhyis.]

i'm pretty much all highland scotsman/canadian so i got hair friggin everywhere. shit gets cold without them genetic layers

[Koyangi]

Tyven, please lock this.