Conjugal Visits With Aunt Becky

[Fondue]

Fondue is probably gonna say something to get himself perma'd in two years lol.

:^( I'll have to watch for the doritos next november

[Milkster]

lmao

Mess. Very Central Park 5 energy.

[NynJa]

If dude mailed himself fake threats across state lines, wouldnt that make it a federal matter?

[Day]

seems more like OJ energy to me

[Day]

whatever it is it certainly isn't dragon energy

[Xno Kappa]

lmao

What the fuck lmao.

[Fondue]

I dont understand why he keeps pretending like he didnt do anything lol smh my head

[NynJa]

whatever it is it certainly isn't dragon energy

According to Boosie, it might be big dick energy?

[NynJa]

I dont understand why he keeps pretending like he didnt do anything lol smh my head

When you're a professional victim, you're always innocent.

[Fiye]

I dont understand why he keeps pretending like he didnt do anything lol smh my head

I mean the alternative is admit you did the crime and have the chicago PD arrest you on the spot lmao.

I know you're not this retarded.

[Fondue]

is there any question he did the crime? I'm as skeptical about nigerians as the next guy but do they not believe the two "perpetrators"?

[Day]

gaslighting has taken hold already lol

[Fiye]

is there any question he did the crime? I'm as skeptical about nigerians as the next guy but do they not believe the two "perpetrators"?

Simply put, they ain't snitching and their lawyer bailed.

[NynJa]

I mean the alternative is admit you did the crime and have the chicago PD arrest you on the spot lmao.

I know you're not this retarded.

If he's so innocent, why did he do "community service" (I put it in quotations because 16 hours of community service done BEFORE the fact is retarded) and hes not getting his bail money back?

[Xno Kappa]

Trump is a retard regardless. The guy just made Jussie a sympathetic figure when even most of the left had written him off as a lying scumbag.

[Tokitoki]

So it's possible they got paid off or someone got to them, lawyer quits cause they aren't complying anymore, and that's the smoking gun that the Chicago PD needed?

Good shit. This is like TV crime drama, but in real life.

[Fiye]

If he's so innocent, why did he do "community service" (I put it in quotations because 16 hours of community service done BEFORE the fact is retarded) and hes not getting his bail money back?

I'm surprised you can fucking type for how well you can read.

[Fondue]

I supremely doubt anyone is sympathetic to this guy at this point who wasnt already fine with him staging a hate crime on himself before the charges were dropped

[Fiye]

So it's possible they got paid off or someone got to them, lawyer quits cause they aren't complying anymore, and that's the smoking gun that the Chicago PD needed?

Good shit. This is like TV crime drama, but in real life.

Nah Chicago PD aren't pursuing because they can't build a case and they agreed to write it off by having Jussie forfeit his $10k bail and whatever community service he did.

[Fondue]

like our stroke-addled friend dimmy