Conjugal Visits With Aunt Becky

[Rhyis.]

i just came to the realization ive never used the list tag on this site and its terrible

[Day]

4. I do it reluctantly

^

[Day]

this nibba moved in across the street, and he's fucking anal as shit about his yard, he had sod or w/e brought in came out everyday taking pics and video of it and shit

looks like a tiny little golf course mf fucking up the curve on everyone else's lawn on this street

[Tokitoki]

Not looking forward to this spring clean up. Have to finish cutting up a fallen tree, boat load of leaves blew over from the woods across the street, plus the creek overflowed and brought a bunch of debris into our yard.

[archibaldcrane]

That shit always trips me up when I'm filling out forms.

Are you Black or White.
Nah I'm Hispanic.
BUT ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE!?

but like

do you know? Like, where your ancestors lived in, like, 1600?

[Tokitoki]

Oh and the wind yesterday blew my shed door off cause apparently the previous owner only secured it into the molding rather than the structure.

[Rhyis.]

this nibba moved in across the street, and he's fucking anal as shit about his yard, he had sod or w/e brought in came out everyday taking pics and video of it and shit

looks like a tiny little golf course mf fucking up the curve on everyone else's lawn on this street

dude is single-handedly driving up the property value of your street. respect his game

[Day]

idk i almost think an argument could be made that he just made the whole neighborhoods yards look like shit

[Andalusian girls]

That shit always trips me up when I'm filling out forms.

Are you Black or White.
Nah I'm Hispanic.
BUT ARE YOU BLACK OR WHITE!?

largest minority and can't even get our murders counted for racist/SJW infographics smh

[Andalusian girls]

julio cesar chavez ain't die for this

[Odon]

Just ordered these - Do you guys think AOC will like them when I try to wine and dine her?

[BerenTebogo]

If those cost more than $5 we are done

[Krandor]

Add about two more zeroes I'm guessing.

[Odon]

650

[Odon]

Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang

[Salodin]

idk i almost think an argument could be made that he just made the whole neighborhoods yards look like shit

Real talk he is your best neighbor, and all your neighbors with brown patches in their yards are the assholes.

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[Day]

https://twitter.com/united/status/1109050841200250880

were there gender options in the first place?

[Tokitoki]

Yeah, when you purchase tickets and are entering your name you select your gender.

[Day]

oh i thought they meant like special shit while on the flight depending on gender lol

[Day]

very woke united