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  1. #1301
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    How much do you care about your lawn?
    -Wtf is a lawn?
    -I pay others to care for it
    -Lawn care is life
    I hired a gardener. I don't have time.

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    I cleaned my apartment for about 13 hours yesterday and barely got it to the point of being able to have people over, if I so wanted.

    Never doing this shit again. This is a job for other people and I am happy to pay for it. Holy shit.

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    I never mowed a lawn until I bought my first house. Mowing came naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    If those cost more than $5 we are done
    LOL!

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    I'm laughing at people being upset that brands are accepting people they don't like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    I never mowed a lawn until I bought my first house. Mowing came naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    I cleaned my apartment for about 13 hours yesterday and barely got it to the point of being able to have people over, if I so wanted.

    Never doing this shit again. This is a job for other people and I am happy to pay for it. Holy shit.
    My gf did all the heavy cleaning this weekend while I put clothes in the wash, but she did the drying. I also did all dog walking for that day while she tidied up...

    Oh I also procured lunch and dinner...from the store and drive thru...

    Have you tried updating your gf firmware?

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    Hire a cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Mowing came naturally.
    Shocking.

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    cause of mowing down the palestines right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I hired a gardener. I don't have time.
    demo acknowledging he's whiter than his skin would have you believe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    demo acknowledging he's whiter than his skin would have you believe
    we been done known that, this guy said "elucidate" to me one time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    demo acknowledging he's whiter than his skin would have you believe
    Which is funny cause the dude is as big and scary as that guy from the "you gun get raped" meme

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    it is with heavy heart i regret to inform tump is back at it again

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...62077842640898

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salodin View Post
    Which is funny cause the dude is as big and scary as that guy from the "you gun get raped" meme

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    I wheezed

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    Just know I also thought of you when I typed that but the joke was about demo

    so sorry bae

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    I pay people to mow my lawn. Fuck that shit.

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    Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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