president of blow your ass to pieces*
president of blow your ass to pieces*
no, new wars
I wonder what the excuse is going to be this time?
"We found the hidden nukes! And they were pointed right at us!!"
Epstein who? LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS
Ummm achkutly Trump has ended 8 wars so he's still ended more wars than he's started.
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AKSHUALLY he can't start wars at all so if he can't start them he can't end them so checkmate
Guys, it's not a fucking war. It's just a friendly conflict between 2+ nation states where people die. It's ok though because they're brown and don't count. Also Israel started it so the US coming in now is just Player 2 entering the game!
Haters will say this is AI.
Given the Andrew arrest and how that very well may end up in discovery, we're going to need a pretty big war to distract people.
Just kidding. It doesn't take anything to distract Americans. The war is just for Israel.
Are we sure we are going to war? We just donated 10 billion dollars to the Board of Peace.
https://x.com/i/status/2024515350415433831
Bored of Peace
Poop Cruise Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
When those toilets back up, it's the worse. Especially when it happens while you're using it. Core memory I wish didn't exist.
So when that happens how many sailors are hanging ass over the railing and pooping into the ocean?
In the Navy
You can drown in your feces
In the Navy
You can't find a place to pee
In the Navy
We tried to attack Iran
In the Navy, in the Navy
Now we've run out of bedpans
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