Twittershit and Politipoop

[Day]

Citytards are going to make it 72 hours max when society breaks down

[Fiye]

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32?

Oh no

[archibaldcrane]

I've done this, it works ok

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[Xno Kappa]

If you’re in a major city when shit ever goes down you’re as good as dead.

[Milkster]

Oh yeah ruin one of my puerto rican wife's kitchen knives that'll go super well.

RIP Fiye

[Zealot]

I have 5 hours to write a script for a short play showcase and I feel like I don't have a good grip on the human angle of this story.

The premise is that a girl accidentally plane clips through reality and falls into one of the access tunnels for the multiverse, like in Disneyworld where you look to see where the actors are coming from and it's dingy and sweaty and Goofy is there without his head on smoking a cigarette.

[Zealot]

Can't be longer than 10 minutes.

[NynJa]

I believe there are drugs to enhance this kind of creativity.

[Mertron]

if society collapses im eating people

[Mertron]

so yes, city people will be fucked because im eating them

[NynJa]

You will be eating their dick and ass too.

hah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Mertron]

people ain’t buffalo, i don’t have to eat the whole thing

just enough to get my point across

[Rhyis.]

i dunno if nynja understands the body parts that are actually eaten from animals

[NynJa]

Did you just call me an animal?

[NynJa]

alsoooooooooooooooooooooo

Apparently cooking bull penis is a thing.

[Milkster]

i dunno if nynja understands the body parts that are actually eaten from animals

He doesn't understand a lot.

[Mertron]

CRIPPLE FIGHT

[Milkster]

I tell dad jokes but I dont have any kids.

I'm a faux pas.


Happy Mother's Fucker Day!

[Milkster]

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says we dont serve your kind here.
The mushroom says why not! I'm a fun guy!

[Mertron]

milkster walks into a bar
the bartender says get out