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[Milkster]

Omg say yes to the dress? These friends are ruthless.

Telling your friend she looks like a linebacker and the dress looks better on the mannequin after she said she loved it? Evil.

[Dimmauk]

That's what I suggested for next time. Not that I skipped foreplay or anything, but when she was ready for the actual deed it was uncomfortable for her. We got lube and stuff at the suggestion of the doctor, but still isn't the same for her.

Lube is always important.

[Milkster]

Lube is always important.

Silicon is better at length than water based but also be concerned about possible pH changes.

Astroglide and KY lubes are terrible.

[Day]

[Day]

radio edit smh kms

[Dimmauk]

Silicon is better at length than water based but also be concerned about possible pH changes.

Astroglide and KY lubes are terrible.

Alot of people love coconut oil too. Hippie chicks like the natural stuff

[archibaldcrane]

This is by far the best lube I've ever used. Also pump >>> tube for ease of use.

https://worldcondoms.com/products/ma...BoC8OIQAvD_BwE

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[Demosthenes]

c-section ftw?

[archibaldcrane]

c-section ftw?

C-section (baby #2) screwed up my wife way worse than normal delivery for #1.

Ymmv

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[Dimmauk]

c-section ftw?

I've heard that most women prefer vaginal if given the choice. The c-section area can not heal well causing a bad scar and scar tissue buildup which can look like a fat belly.

[Zealot]

Alot of people love coconut oil too. Hippie chicks like the natural stuff

Doesn't Coconut oil have natural sugars in it? I've been told sugar is a no-go for vaginal areas.

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[Milkster]

Doesn't Coconut oil have natural sugars in it? I've been told sugar is a no-go for vaginal areas.

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This is correct. Also the oil severely degrades condoms and more often than not they'll break.

[Dimmauk]

This is correct. Also the oil severely degrades condoms and more often than not they'll break.

LOL condoms

[Dimmauk]

LOL condoms

April 1st 2020 will be our 20th wedding anniversary.

Btw, what kind of gift am I supposed to get for her?

[Day]

traditional is china, modern is platinum

GL FAM

[Day]

some plat jewlery shouldn't be too hard tbh

i'm trying to do all the traditional ones w my wife #tradlife

[Day]

i'm coming up on 5th with mine, that one is wood, gonna be easy if you know what i mean

[Day]

some wood

[Dimmauk]

Do they make wooden crack pipes?

[Salodin]

Do they make wooden crack pipes?

Fucking lost it at this

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