Twits and Politix 2: All the banned shitty posters have invaded spam

[BerenTebogo]

Try to tell me you don't need 75 separate king of the hill memes about eating ass. Just try it.

[NynJa]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1422063674548346/

"That child didn't say that"

Im joinin these guys, looks like a lit party.

[archibaldcrane]

Gym 3-4 days a week on a calorie deficit plus 3 kids under 6 (and working full time)

I'm just...so tired

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[Salodin]

Gym 3-4 days a week on a calorie deficit plus 3 kids under 6 (and working full time)

I'm just...so tired

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Have you tried our Lord and Savior Amphetamine?

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[Anoat]

Disney with the #1, #2, and #3 movies at the box office this weekend (Lion King, Spider-Man, Toy Story 4)—also the #7 movie (Aladdin) and in its 13th week of release Avengers Endgame became the highest grossing film of all time. Good weekend for Disney.

[archibaldcrane]

Have you tried our Lord and Savior Amphetamine?

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I think I'm getting sick

also nothing is worse than showing up to the gym, doing a couple sets and realizing you have to take a shit. I don't think I've ever gone back and completed a workout after shitting in the gym bathroom, just saps your will sitting on that humid toilet.

[NynJa]

Open the door, shit on the floor, lift like a dinosaur...just not a t-rex because they have stubby arms.

[Salodin]

I think I'm getting sick

also nothing is worse than showing up to the gym, doing a couple sets and realizing you have to take a shit. I don't think I've ever gone back and completed a workout after shitting in the gym bathroom, just saps your will sitting on that humid toilet.

Ahahahahha

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[Dimmauk]

I think I'm getting sick

also nothing is worse than showing up to the gym, doing a couple sets and realizing you have to take a shit. I don't think I've ever gone back and completed a workout after shitting in the gym bathroom, just saps your will sitting on that humid toilet.

I know people shit at the gym because of their pre workout drinks, but it still grosses me out. Maybe because I'm Team Shit break.

[Andalusian girls]

Open the door, shit on the floor, lift like a dinosaur...just not a t-rex because they have stubby arms.

way easier to lift with stubby arms bruh a T-Rex would crush at bench press

[Dimmauk]

It always seems like someone is shitting too.

[Fondue]

I know people shit at the gym because of their pre workout drinks, but it still grosses me out. Maybe because I'm Team Shit break.

there's 2 kinds of men- those who are afraid to shit in public restrooms, and those who talk on the phone while shitting in public restrooms

[Tokitoki]

I'll shit in a public restroom, did it this morning, but I'm not talking on my phone while shitting ever.

[Tokitoki]

One time my roommates and I went to taco Bell nearby. afterwards we decided to wander around a small mall. My stomach was like WTF YOU DOIN and boy did I regret it. Went into the bathroom, and I guess a maint. guy was coming in by coincidence. He left, came back a minute later and started spraying some stuff all over.

Was pretty terrible, but I felt so much better afterwards.

[archibaldcrane]

I'm more a "play final fantasy ix on my phone while shitting in the bathroom at work" usually

but who the fuck gets a bog-standard cold in the middle of fucking July what is happening right now

[Andalusian girls]

but who the fuck gets a bog-standard cold in the middle of fucking July what is happening right now

Gym 3-4 days a week on a calorie deficit plus 3 kids under 6 (and working full time)

I'm just...so tired

[Salodin]

I'm more a "play final fantasy ix on my phone while shitting in the bathroom at work" usually

You fucking would play that on the shitter

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[NynJa]

those who talk on the phone while shitting in public restrooms

What the fuck

[Dimmauk]

there's 2 kinds of men- those who are afraid to shit in public restrooms, and those who talk on the phone while shitting in public restrooms

I'm the first kind of men.

[Zealot]

Shit directly in the urinal while on speakerphone.

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