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    Would you stay with someone

    If they told you that you weren't the best sex they ever had. The men at work were all like no and the women were like I already am. It was an interesting division.

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    Sure, I’m not so vain as to think I was someone’s best ever lay. I guess it also depends on how it’s broached. Is it just a statement, like “my best sex was two boyfriends ago, but whatever I’m happy with you” or more like “I’m not being fulfilled”? Because if it’s the former, my response would be like ok cool, if it was the latter I’d be like oh well I guess this is something we need to work on.

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    Yeah probably assuming we were both in love or w/e

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    Sounds to me like Milkman is no longer his pimps bottom bitch and he's coming to spam (of all places lmao) to validate his feelings of wanting a new daddy.

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    it's literally never and literally will never happen

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    hey Milk there's a 32FV310 in Minneapolis for $20, mind picking it up and storing it for me? i'll come pick it up and getchu some cash another day

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    i have the sex

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    To answer the question without trolling

    Depends:
    1-“not the best” doesnt mean bad. Am i not the best, or am i bad? cause if im bad she will be more likely to cheat to get some sexual satisfaction. If im just not the best but she is getting satisfied, then who cares.
    2-is it something that can be worked on? Poor technique? Not working in rythm?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Not going to be relevant to my life but I imagine it depends on what you're looking for in the relationship.

    Just for fun: Maybe, if you think you can get someone else and/or don't mind being with someone for awhile.

    Hoping for an actual long term relationship: Definitely on the bottom of the list for deal breakers. Sex is not THAT serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    it's literally never and literally will never happen
    Same. If someone else was able to give her multiple squirting orgasms, then good for her. I know that I'm able to please any woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Hoping for an actual long term relationship: Definitely on the bottom of the list for deal breakers. Sex is not THAT serious.
    I have to disagree.

    If i was dating someone whos go to move was the starfish, id end it.

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    Joke's on you. No one wants to be with me

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    doesnt matter, had sex

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    Can we both bust a nut together at the same time? All that matters imo

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
    I have to disagree.

    If i was dating someone whos go to move was the starfish, id end it.
    Ok but the phrase was "not the best sex" AT YOU. Not them.

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    Woman got engaged to her boyfriend of 3 years over the weekend and someone asked how great the sex was (nurses are the best/worst work gossips). The woman was like her abusive boyfriend 10 years ago was way better but her now fiance gets her going every other way plus he don't beat her. The men were like I couldn't date a woman if I knew I wasn't her best and the women were like this is why we fake it and it went on for like 2 hours.

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    Seems crazy to me, yeah it would suck and hurt a little to hear that but i would just try to find out what exactly made it better and work on it a little

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    My ex was insane in the bed but she was also a whore so i found it to not really be worth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Seems crazy to me, yeah it would suck and hurt a little to hear that but i would just try to find out what exactly made it better and work on it a little
    Good luck growing your dick.

    Seriously, people have to know and need to know if they aren't doing it right. Everyone is different in how they get satisfied. Some women orgasm from different areas and knowing what they like takes understanding of their body and emotions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Ok but the phrase was "not the best sex" AT YOU. Not them.
    And you said "sex isnt a deal breaker". The question can still go both ways, unless youre implying that only guys can be bad at sex and guys cant say the sex was bad because "doesnt matter; had sex".

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