2019 NFL Preseason Thread: Shitposting with the Practice Squad

[Mertron]

in other dram tram news, djax broke a finger today but isn’t expected to miss any time

[Weltall]

Why would anyone want to live and work in Philadelphia? Dude should take Miami $ and run.

[Mertron]

because fans actually go to the games here

[Rhyis.]

if clowney makes his way to the iggles you can give them the damned lombardi now

[Mertron]

edit: wrong cap numbers

for less than a third rounder sure

[Xno Kappa]

Clowney should definitely go to Miami.

Spoiler: show

Please go to Miami.

[Moss]

Miami is at the beginning of a rebuild, seems dumb af to trade for him

These trades for holdout guys fuck you twice because you give up assets AND the monster deal they want

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[Rhyis.]

gotta sell tickets and they aren't paying anybody atm

[Moss]

gotta sell tickets and they aren't paying anybody atm

Right... but he's not a free agent so presumably there will be draft picks involved in the trade

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[Weltall]

Miami is at the beginning of a rebuild, seems dumb af to trade for him

These trades for holdout guys fuck you twice because you give up assets AND the monster deal they want

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Totally agree with this. I have no idea why they are pursuing him, and especially if he immediately says he would rather go two other places. The guy isn't even remotely close to providing the same level of impact as a Donald or Mack, either.

[Weltall]

Ereck Flowers confirmed to start at LG for the Skins. RIP

[Xno Kappa]

Ereck Flowers confirmed to start at LG for the Skins. RIP

Their offense is going to be straight garbage. Yikes!

[Abandon]

FUCK YES, HAHAHAHA

[Moss]

Worst receivers in the NFL, bad oline, bad QBs...

Poor Derrius Guice. Wish he could shine somewhere

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[Mertron]

y’all ain’t foolin me

skins 52 eagles 17

[Weltall]

In PickEm, are we just picking whoever the best team is playing Skins/Phins/Cards? Seems like a solid strategy.

[Rhyis.]

+ cinci & g-men

[Xno Kappa]

There’s cautious optimism with the Giants. Those other teams are dumpster fires.

[milez]

Only from giants fans

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[Xno Kappa]

Only from giants fans

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Ended the season with the highest scoring offense in the division, that’s with the last five games without OBJ. An improved offensive line on the right side. A young defensive corp is probably going to be the biggest worry heading into the season.

The 5-11 2018 record doesn’t tell the whole story. Five games were decided by three points or less with it coming down to one or two plays within the last few minutes of the 4th quarter.