2019 NFL Preseason Thread: Shitposting with the Practice Squad

[Rhyis.]

i hope i triggered mert with my shakespeare misquote

[Cail]

Compensation update: Rams are giving QB Jared Goff a four-year, $134 million extension that includes an NFL-record $110 million guaranteed, per source. It ties him to LA through 2024 season.

[Rhyis.]

more than wentz in every way

[Xno Kappa]

Jerry Jones is in a hotel somewhere beating up a hooker.

[Mertron]

they laughed when wentz signed his contract before everyone else

LAUGHED I SAY

[Rhyis.]

whenever jerry signs zeke and byron you know the dak train will have officially shoved off

[Cail]

The Cowboys and Ezekiel Elliott have agreed to a six-year extension, according to a source. The plan is for Elliott to be at practice Wednesday.

[Rhyis.]

90m over 6 years, 50 mil guaranteed

because zeke has two more years his real overall contract is more like 103m over 8 years, 50m guaranteed
deal reminds me of APs old vikings deal which was 100m over 7 years and 32m guaranteed back in 2011

[Cail]

Tennessee putting Ryan Succop on IR and signing Cairo Santos

[Mertron]

the eagles attempted to trade for melvin gordon

offered jordan howard and a swap of third round picks, plus the chargers had to eat some of gordons salary. the chargers said no

lol

[Mertron]

howie roseman with the lowball offer, not getting fleeced like the texans

[Andalusian girls]

that's one terrible offer

[Rhyis.]

on principle i'd tell the eagles i wouldn't deal with them again lol

[Weltall]

Yeah, the Eagles should be slapped for that attempt. Jordon Howard? LOL

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/MichaelKistNFL/s...852897280?s=19

[Moss]

Reminder if anyone wants to do eliminator this year, rejoin the group from last year before the game tomorrow

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[Xno Kappa]

Reminder if anyone wants to do eliminator this year, rejoin the group from last year before the game tomorrow

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Thanks for the heads up.

[Rhyis.]

https://twitter.com/MichaelKistNFL/s...852897280?s=19

offensive line play and running the ball ain't never gonna be sexy on the stat sheet but it wins foosball games. pats have been going down this same path these past few years now too. belichick has spent more draft capital on his oline and rbs than every team in the league not named the eagles and cowboys. always do as bill does, analytics be damned

also as of this moment dak is making 2m so you get what you pay for

[Mertron]

when the chargers don’t get another offer the eagles offer is gonna look pretty good

so roseman can make the deal even worse

dram tram

[Mertron]

https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/13...71#post7249671