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  1. #301
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    marry a babe to spit out kids with super genes and then have that kid become a pitcher for the mlb. that's where the bucks are at and injury isn't as bad as say quarterback 'cause you only pitch once a week

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Reminds me of that one character in Terraformers who’s family have been selectively breeding for generations and end up producing the ultimate human.

    Dope anime/manga.

  3. #303
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  4. #304
    I would prefer not to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    marry a babe to spit out kids with super genes and then have that kid become a pitcher for the mlb. that's where the bucks are at and injury isn't as bad as say quarterback 'cause you only pitch once a week
    nah

    be fat, marry someone fat, make fat kids, teach them to be a long snapper

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    you don’t get the big bucks but

    you get to be fat

  6. #306
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    i can respect this mode of thinking. long snappers last forever

  7. #307
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    i think LP on the boys is like 40

  8. #308
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    Ya must’ve forgot about the GOAT.


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    does big sexy still play?

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    google tells me no

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    For me, it's gotten worse in my 30's. Post high school the first few years I didn't have a car, so I was on the Cream Soda workout regime of having to ride my bike everywhere, and living in a town full of hills, the 10-15 miles a day round trip burned off all the shitty food I ate due to being poor.

    Best weight loss regime for me was a combination of Keto while still getting 3-4 days in at the gym. But due to being a picky eater, Keto is a bitch and a half and I have trouble staying on it for any consistent amount of time. So right now I'm just trying to portion control, eat better, while still getting to the gym at least 3 days a week. I'm losing weight, but not nearly as fast as I was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    google tells me no
    Nobody picked him up this year. But started in the league until he was 45 on a diet of platanos, fried cheese, fried eggs, and Dominican sausage.

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    Shooters shoot.

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    The great chicken war of 2019 looks to be nearing an end as Popeyes has announced they expect to be sold out of chicken sandwiches nationwide by the end of the week.

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    Trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    marry a babe to spit out kids with super genes and then have that kid become a pitcher for the mlb. that's where the bucks are at and injury isn't as bad as say quarterback 'cause you only pitch once a week
    Breed for height, get lucky to get a lefty kid with a competitive streak, that's what I did.

    now if I can get him to not hit other kids I'll enroll him in little league, he should be about 6'2 which is perfectly respectable for a MLB pitcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The great chicken war of 2019 looks to be nearing an end as Popeyes has announced they expect to be sold out of chicken sandwiches nationwide by the end of the week.
    p sure i make a better chicken sandwich than any of these suckers come through

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    bring Rora so i finally have evidence you're not the same person

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    Breed for height, get lucky to get a lefty kid with a competitive streak, that's what I did.

    now if I can get him to not hit other kids I'll enroll him in little league, he should be about 6'2 which is perfectly respectable for a MLB pitcher.
    archis got his retirement plan mapped out. hespect

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