Unpop Opinions 3: Kamala got the cheeks for clappin

[Day]

did i just see someone trying to say colored folk smell better than yt ppl lmao

[Fondue]

I dont know what combination of smells it was but I had to rent a car in greenville last month and couldnt drive it home without all of the windows down the entire way

[Milkster]

Every house and bathroom should have a bidet.

[Xno Kappa]

The brothers be bathing in cocoa butter.

[Anoat]

Smell is a big deal. I’ve had a handful of completely platonic female roommates over the years that I thought were attractive but never thought of them romantically. But when they hop out of the shower after using that special shampoo and body wash and shit, man, those smells can make a dude start reconsidering things for a minute.

[Fondue]

joe is that you?

[Salodin]

Every house and bathroom should have a bidet.

I've yet to try one but for the past few years I've heard from people from all walks of life proclaim how bidets are a game changer. I'm seriously tempted but also I'm lazy and my one experience messing with my toilet pipes was a nightmare I never want repeated lol.

The brothers be bathing in cocoa butter.

I cant stand this smell. The butter/oil is nature's miracle, but I'll take some other scents mixed in that shit kthx lol

Smell is a big deal. I’ve had a handful of completely platonic female roommates over the years that I thought were attractive but never thought of them romantically. But when they hop out of the shower after using that special shampoo and body wash and shit, man, those smells can make a dude start reconsidering things for a minute.

Females get it.

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[Day]

It's 2019 Saladin you can just be a woman if you want

[Anoat]

20NeinTeen cause I’m all about saying no

[Salodin]

It's 2019 Saladin you can just be a woman if you want

Nah, I'll settle for females complimenting my hygiene

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[Day]

Gayest thing I've heard this week bro

[Rhyis.]

imagine seeking female approval

[Krandor]

did i just see someone trying to say colored folk smell better than yt ppl lmao

The brothers be bathing in cocoa butter.

100% this.

Fun fact about cocoa butter, it reads as LSD on an IONSCAN (those things TSA uses to test your luggage for explosives)

[NynJa]

I cant believe so many grown men from my generation are so clueless to hygiene and skincare. Growing up, the females in my life made sure to teach me all the things they wished men in their lives would have done while they were young. Triming nails, washing behind the ears, not washing your hair 2x a day. The females in these peoples lives really let them down on this one. This is why white women come after colored dick so hard.

Sounds like they trained you to be that gay friend they take shopping with them.

[Salodin]

Sounds like you're the type of guy your girlfriend bitches about behind your back cause you did one small insignificant thing but the fact that you're so basic otherwise makes it seem like a bigger deal than it is

What I'm trying to say is stop being lame

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[Anoat]

I think it was the roast of Flavor Flav when Lisa Lampanelli was like “I almost got lost on the way here but decided to just follow the smell of cocoa butter” and the camera panned over to Katt Williams who deadpanned “I am wearing cocoa butter right now.”

[Day]

Sounds like you're the type of guy your girlfriend bitches about behind your back cause you did one small insignificant thing but the fact that you're so basic otherwise makes it seem like a bigger deal than it is

What I'm trying to say is stop being lame

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you in here ranting about skin care and hygiene but everyone else is being "lame"

ok buddy lol

[NynJa]

Sounds like you're the type of guy your girlfriend bitches about behind your back cause you did one small insignificant thing but the fact that you're so basic otherwise makes it seem like a bigger deal than it is

What I'm trying to say is stop being lame

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I think its time for your manicure.

[Salodin]

Remember when your wife gave you brownie points for washing the towels? Imagine if your whole life was a brownie point. That's what skincare is like.

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[Day]

I'm clean, just a regular man who doesn't do shit like exfoliate or moisturize because again, man.