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  1. #1041
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    You doin all that shit and still ugly smh lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I'm clean, just a regular man who doesn't do shit like exfoliate or moisturize because again, man.
    What other things aren't men supposed to do? I'm just curious.

  3. #1043
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    cry, drink clear liquor, ask for directions, suck dicks

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    preachy and pretentious
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    I can't deal with the strong smells. If I walk into a lush or any of those perfume stores I can't breathe. All my shit is scentless mostly, and I cannot deal with colognes or perfumes. I use tea tree oil soap tho.

  5. #1045
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    I actually got some facewash and moisturizer after our last skincare go-around

    and while I feel a little fancy while using them

    i cannot detect a single damn difference whatsoever

    because I don't have skin problems to begin with

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I actually got some facewash and moisturizer after our last skincare go-around

    and while I feel a little fancy while using them

    i cannot detect a single damn difference whatsoever

    because I don't have skin problems to begin with

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    Oh sweaty
    Do we need to pull up the photos again

  7. #1047
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondue View Post
    Oh sweaty
    Do we need to pull up the photos again
    Lol we don't need more than one Milkster

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  9. #1049
    I would prefer not to.
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    does this mean my lips will be dry until the end of times

    i don’t know the rules

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    Buy some lip balm or a mini jar of Vaseline

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    I actually got some facewash and moisturizer after our last skincare go-around

    and while I feel a little fancy while using them

    i cannot detect a single damn difference whatsoever

    because I don't have skin problems to begin with

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    WAIT A MONTH AND USE IT HONESTLY

    And then ask your wife is she notices any difference and shes going to say yes and then give you the best knob you've had since the kids were born cause you put effort into yourself and now shes going to put effort into you.

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    Y'all really walking around with dry ass, chapped lips, crusty faces and drying y'all asses with old used towels after washing your bodies with harsh, cheap ass 8-in-1 body washes you get for .79 cents and wondering why you go through "dry spells"......

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    Sign me up for the 8-1 body wash, years of FFXI has imbued me with an irrational need for efficiency

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    I can't deal with the strong smells. If I walk into a lush or any of those perfume stores I can't breathe. All my shit is scentless mostly, and I cannot deal with colognes or perfumes. I use tea tree oil soap tho.
    Scentless is honestly the best scent. No idea why milk/salad are saying they dose up on cologne or some shit. Giving half the population headaches

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    Imagine having to have a skin care routine to stay relevant with the ladies. What a life

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    is saladin married? feel like 2 single guys out here trying to edumacate a bunch of already married men smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    is saladin married? feel like 2 single guys out here trying to edumacate a bunch of already married men smh
    seriously kek
    I'm glad I dont have to worry about impressing a cashier at publix
    also my wife buys all of my deodorant and shampoo/body washes so if anything she's at fault for having such poor taste

  18. #1058
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    i more i hear salad talk the more i think he's a chick actually

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    I don't care what you guys say, my pine soap is awesome.

    I don't moisturize really, maybe rub a bit of the leftover beeswax lotion on my hands after I lotion up the baby. I do use a face scrub and a pomade for my hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    I don't care what you guys say, my pine soap is awesome.

    I don't moisturize really, maybe rub a bit of the leftover beeswax lotion on my hands after I lotion up the baby. I do use a face scrub and a pomade for my hair.
    Still doing more than the average BG Male. Welcome to apparently being gay

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