Godwin's Thread

[Anoat]

Tomorrow is the day. The Area 51 raid goes down tomorrow!

[Andalusian girls]

in your first year of practice you are murdered during a pogrom designed to divert attention way from royal misrule

[Andalusian girls]

truly the life you should have had Zels

[Zealot]

Yeah but that could still happen today and I wouldn't have gotten to prescribe anyone leeches in the meantime.

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[Demosthenes]

Wife and I were joking how I always make sure my son's neck gets washed because I didn't want him to have neck cheese. We found out today that neck cheese is very real thing that babies that don't get their necks washed get. Inflamed skin, peeling neck. Oof.

[Fiye]

Its been a year since Bowsette took over twitter what the fuck.

[Fondue]

tfw wasted 10 years of my life learning spanish and I've maybe said gracias to a waiter 1 time

[Fiye]

Thats why I failed spanish 1 when I could TAKE THAT CALIFORNIA.

Thankfully Nevada had no such requirements.

[Rhyis.]

what the fuck is neck cheese

[Mertron]

which one of those two words is confusing you

[Fiye]

what the fuck is neck cheese

The gunk folds of skin collect and form into a sticky nasty substance.

[Demosthenes]

what the fuck is neck cheese

Milk, sweat and dead skin trapped in a baby's neck folds.

[Fiye]

I wish I could've been there for my daughter's birth and first 4 months of her life.

But I missed out on a lot of disgusting things.

Also I got to get off the ship like really fucking fast.

[Andalusian girls]

tfw wasted 10 years of my life learning spanish and I've maybe said gracias to a waiter 1 time

next time hit em with a muchas gracias and boom you've doubled your spoken Spanish

[Andalusian girls]

also babies are disgusting

[Fiye]

also babies are disgusting

They don't stop getting disgusting as they get older. They just find new and more interesting ways.

[Rhyis.]

Milk, sweat and dead skin trapped in a baby's neck folds.

i didn't realize you birthed a bulldog

[Milkster]

They don't stop getting disgusting as they get older. They just find new and more interesting ways.

Then they grow up to be adults that don't wash their ass or clean out their smeggies

[Demosthenes]

I wish I could've been there for my daughter's birth and first 4 months of her life.

But I missed out on a lot of disgusting things.

Also I got to get off the ship like really fucking fast.

Yeah it's one of the reasons I resigned from my job.

[Demosthenes]

i didn't realize you birthed a bulldog

Listen, all babies that are not malnourished have double chins.