Godwin's Thread

[Linliel]

always good to go into old spam and see that half the ppl are banned. Good times.

[Zealot]

Carlos Mencia stealing the joke and then Kanye shooting him was the best part of that episode. That and Cartman's flashbacks.

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[Salodin]

https://www.bluegartr.com/threads/11...43#post5387443

this thread was brutal lmao

Ahahaha what a read

why is my name on this shitfest

Ahahahaha

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[Linliel]

Anyway bye all, see you in like 6 months or something

[Zealot]

Who the fuck is Indeed

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[Dimmauk]

Did you know that when you die of liver cancer, you turn yellow, a horrible orange/yellow color. All the pain medicine makes you unbelievably constipated and you get violently ill every time you eat something. I guess it's your body shutting down, as your organs fail. You quite literally starve to death as you can barely hold down a sip or two of liquid. You get all kinds of drugs that take you to another place for a while, but at the same time it makes you unable to properly say goodbye to your loved ones. You might get to go outside for short periods of time but sitting up will drain you of all energy. Around the 2 week mark things get pretty rough, someone has to carry you to the bathroom, shower you and wipe your ass after you shit...if you manage to. Also your shit turns black, really black. All the while people are visiting and sending cards since you are dying, and you get to tell them all one by one goodbye, forever, if you are awake, if not you missed your chance. Your house will be full of the smell of food people are bringing that you would love to eat, but you know you will puke if you do so. Your back will be in impressive levels of pain and once a week hospice will come by to give you a massage since you are now bed ridden. Your vomit will start containing what looks like coffee grounds, this is blood. Your last 24 hours will be uncontrollable moaning, and pain that no medicine can fix. You will gasp for air, moaning and groaning between each breath, for about 10 hours if you are lucky. Eventually you will completely shutdown, dying in what I can only imagine is one of the worst ways possible.

This is exactly how my dad died. It was brutal

[Mertron]

i would prefer if none of you ever made jokes about me ever thanks

[Salodin]

i would prefer if none of you ever made jokes about me ever thanks

Your avatar sucks and I'm ignoring you

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[Mertron]

good

[Salodin]

Stolen from yt thread cause yall could use a palette cleanser

https://youtu.be/1iw4API9XPA

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[D44kpunk]

What does yt mean

[Dimmauk]

Stolen from yt thread cause yall could use a palette cleanser

https://youtu.be/1iw4API9XPA

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I laughed and I already know I'm a terrible person.

[Mertron]

What does yt mean

you trannies

[Dimmauk]

For black people: yt = whitey
For the rest of the world yt = YouTube

[Roranora]

hey I bred a crotchgoblin recently too

we've got a road trip (530 miles one-way) coming up in a couple weeks, and he's really going to ruin the time we make

i'm unsuccessfully trying to talk her into feeding while driving ('_');

[Tokitoki]

i'm unsuccessfully trying to talk her into feeding while driving ('_');

Definitely don't do that.

[Roranora]

sigh, i used to make good time on long drives..

[Andalusian girls]

i would prefer if none of you ever made jokes about me ever thanks

i will recede from making any personal jokes about you

[Andalusian girls]

get it

[Andalusian girls]

cuz you're bald