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2019-10-05 17:58 #4321You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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2019-10-07 05:58 #4322
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That feeling when you get to your office just in time to take a massive shit.
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2019-10-07 06:19 #4323preachy and pretentious
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Only shit on company time.
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2019-10-07 06:50 #4324Black Belt
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I guess that makes you a company man.
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2019-10-07 08:05 #4325Ridill
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Thats me at work every day because anytime you need to shit its a 7 minute walk + desmock to get out of a cleanroom and make it to a bathroom.
Originally Posted by Xno Kappa
That feeling when you get to your office just in time to take a massive shit.
LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IT HITS YOU HARD YOU DON'T QUESTION IT YOU JUST GO.
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2019-10-07 09:55 #4326
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There is a legit thing known as latch key syndrome. Basically the closer you get to the toilet, your body knows it, and the urge to go intensifies. I think we’ve all been there before. That feeling unbuttoning your belt before you sit down on the throne and your butthole feels like it’s about to go Hiroshima on you. Originally Posted by Xno Kappa
That feeling when you get to your office just in time to take a massive shit.
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2019-10-07 10:47 #4327Banned.
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Yes.
Also I poop at home if I can because I find public bathrooms to be unsanitary and the TP sucks more dick than milkster
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2019-10-07 10:47 #4328Banned.
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I mean I'm not above pooping in public bathrooms. I just prefer not to
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2019-10-07 11:30 #4329Banned.
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Did the blizzard sub forum disappear or did it never exist
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2019-10-07 11:53 #4330Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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What's Blizzard?
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2019-10-07 12:07 #4331HABS SUCK!!!!!
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I'll poop on the clock all day every day, that feeling of getting paid to shit is glorious. Originally Posted by D44kpunk
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2019-10-07 12:17 #4332Relic Horn
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Mandela effect Originally Posted by D44kpunk
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2019-10-07 13:04 #4333
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I don’t mind a public shitter if they have at least mediocre toilet paper but so many places rock that 1 ply sandpaper, no thanks.
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2019-10-07 13:35 #4334IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)
lol
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2019-10-07 13:45 #4335Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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Trump taking a real hard line on Thanksgiving.
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2019-10-07 13:53 #4336
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He genuinely believes that shit too. That’s what makes it so hilarious lol.
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2019-10-07 13:56 #4337I like to eat food
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Nah dude. Guartz says he's just memeing.
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2019-10-07 13:56 #4338preachy and pretentious
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4d chess
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2019-10-07 14:00 #4339Banned.
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This Originally Posted by Anoat
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2019-10-07 14:01 #4340Banned.
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Worked at a bank for a while, learned after like 2 weeks to go to floor 3 for #2. Executive level that had all the nice TP
