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  1. 2019-11-04 12:48 #7641
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    also it turns out red is a fun hang about and plow gal but ain't wifey material, shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    WE STARTED PLOWING 10 MONTHS AGO
    This is why I'm a virgin
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    not a great weekend in the world of AG romance lads
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    Godwin's Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Fuckin a stripper without a condom
    I dare you to find a man who hasn’t fucked a stripper raw dog on blurry drunken night.
  5. 2019-11-04 12:50 #7645
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    My condolences AG.
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    Ahem, she was a professional pole athlete, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I dare you to find a man who hasn’t fucked a stripper raw dog on blurry drunken night.
    Yo.
  8. 2019-11-04 13:00 #7648
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    I dare you to find a man who hasn’t fucked a stripper raw dog on blurry drunken night.
    She wasn't a stripper at the time, so you're wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andalusian girls View Post
    THE STRIPPER WAS NOT GETTING FAT I REPEAT SHE WAS NOT GETTING FAT RAN INTO MUTUAL FRIENDS AND THEY SHOWED ME BRAND SPANKIN NEW BABY PICTURES
    YOOOO LMAOOOOO
    This is a great time to invest in popcorn
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    Looks like somebody is getting 50% of the revenue generated by posting about medieval pedantry on a 15 year old video game forum.

    Big bucks coming her way.
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    LMAO!
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    when you are getting your phd but also so dumb that you nut in strippers

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    When I was still in undergrad I got a stripper's number. Smoking hot and really fun to talk to. Got home after the night and hemmed and hawed over it for about 2 hours and trashed her number.

    Figured it wasn't worth the potential drama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    When I was still in undergrad I got a stripper's number. Smoking hot and really fun to talk to. Got home after the night and hemmed and hawed over it for about 2 hours and trashed her number.

    Figured it wasn't worth the potential drama.
    Could've gone to her place, beat, skeet, delete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Could've gone to her place, beat, skeet, delete.
    I'm a low risk type of guy when it comes to sex. I'm like a mom lookin' at JIF peanut butter, choosy choosy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Looks like somebody is getting 50% of the revenue generated by posting about medieval pedantry on a 15 year old video game forum.

    Big bucks coming her way.
    she is the kindest person alive and didn't even tell me about babu, ain't about stealing my BG history meme bucks.

    but i reached out and been talking to her and p sure she was knocked up like right before we met. still gonna be shitting bricks till papa test comes back positive for the other cat but no consequences for your reckless actions gang lesgoooooooo
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    this def means i fucked her a bunch when that baby was inside tho
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    does that count as group sex
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    Nah, that's like a free pass. She can't get double pregnant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    I'm a low risk type of guy when it comes to sex. I'm like a mom lookin' at JIF peanut butter, choosy choosy.
    So am I. Never fucked anyone I didn't know pretty well.
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