Godwin's Thread

[archibaldcrane]

Friend of mine got trashed, woke up and found a broken used condom in his wastebasket, had no idea he even fucked that night.

6 months later a girl who was there reached out to him with "I'm pregnant and it's yours"

She was a chubby girl and kind of a nightmare but he manned up and took ownership of the situation, told his parents, they came out to celebrate the birth, etc etc

Baby comes, he's a father, hooray

Gets a paternity test on the DL

nope

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[archibaldcrane]

Oh and it was pretty clear she knew he wasn't the father, the real dad was some scumbag she didn't want anything to do with

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[BerenTebogo]

this def means i fucked her a bunch when that baby was inside tho

Epstein didn't kill himself, he's really AG.

[BerenTebogo]

Fucking babies smh

[archibaldcrane]

I think he spent at least a few grand on baby shit in preparation though RIP

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[Andalusian girls]

excuse you

that baby was at most an observer

[archibaldcrane]

Thank god for the amniotic sac so you don't have to question whether a baby swallowed your nut

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[BerenTebogo]

excuse you

that baby was at most an observer

[Andalusian girls]

tfw you get so trashed you don't realize the gal you're smashing is 7 months pregnant

[Anoat]

Baby boy was in utero dodging AG’s penis thrusts like miss me with that gay shit

[BerenTebogo]

Tryna make that baby a 'mo

[Demosthenes]

Friend of mine got trashed, woke up and found a broken used condom in his wastebasket, had no idea he even fucked that night.

6 months later a girl who was there reached out to him with "I'm pregnant and it's yours"

She was a chubby girl and kind of a nightmare but he manned up and took ownership of the situation, told his parents, they came out to celebrate the birth, etc etc

Baby comes, he's a father, hooray

Gets a paternity test on the DL

nope

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Imagine if they got married and then she left with half.

[Xno Kappa]

Baby boy was in utero dodging AG’s penis thrusts like miss me with that gay shit

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this lmao

[Dimmauk]

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this lmao

In utero ultra instinct

[Day]

this nigga fucked a clump of cells

[BerenTebogo]

Clearly not hung well enough to abort that thing

AG confirmed for teeny weeny peeny

[BerenTebogo]

This is 100% how female bodies work irl

[Demosthenes]

Baby boy was in utero dodging AG’s penis thrusts like miss me with that gay shit

[Demosthenes]

LMAO at kojimbo talking about becoming a film director.

[Salodin]

https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/...536347648?s=09

Ahahahaha that's you spam

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