2019 NFL Week 1: I can’t wait to beat my girlfriend in fantasy football memorial thread

[Xno Kappa]

Why was this so god damn obvious?

Fuck this gay earth.

[Rhyis.]

ab 150 yards 2 tds against the steelers in prime time?

[Krandor]

I'm biased being a dubs fan, but this is even worse then when KD went to Golden State.

AB officially the biggest snek in American sports.

[Xno Kappa]

This was a lot funnier four hours ago.

[Weltall]

ab 150 yards 2 tds against the steelers in prime time?

He isn't allowed to play until week 2. It would have been amazing. The Raiders should be compensated for this bullshit.

[Xno Kappa]

Actually, this pretty hilarious now when you think about all the Steelers fans talking mad shit the last few days lol.

[Xno Kappa]

The NFC needs to let the Giants go to the super bowl to end this madness.

[Xno Kappa]

3LI WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!

[Moss]

Welp color me dead wrong. Didn't see the pats giving him those kinds of guarantees

I mean, Josh Gordon will probably get suspended again for more weed if we're being honest here

still tho

I think AB's a fucking genius. Got to the Raiders, immediately knew "Nah fam this ain't how I wanna go out" and just acted a fool enough to get cut, bc he knew Gruden's a fucking moron, and bam. Ends up at the Patriots lmao

I'm thinking just an idiot that is really good at football

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[jmc]

Lmfaooooooooo

Brown, Gordon, Thomas, Edelman, dorsett

My god


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[Akiyama]

Welp color me dead wrong. Didn't see the pats giving him those kinds of guaranteesI'm thinking just an idiot that is really good at football

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This feels calculated as hell. He wasn't gonna go directly from the Steelers to the Pats, they weren't gonna trade him there, so he saw he was going to Oakland and had to get himself out, and boom. Making Gruden and the team mad enough to cut him was probably easy considering how much of a shithead he is lmao

[Rhyis.]

The NFC needs to let the Giants go to the super bowl to end this madness.

maybe big dick nick will take care of this

[Rhyis.]

remember when the patriots had the worst receiving corp in football 6 months ago? pepperidge farm remembers

[Weltall]

He certainly did this on purpose, which is exactly why the players will be super fucked next CBA lol.

[Celeras]

F

[archibaldcrane]

He certainly did this on purpose, which is exactly why the players will be super fucked next CBA lol.

I'm sure the raiders are super sad they could cut bait without spending a dime on a malcontent

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[BerenTebogo]

I'm excited to see the fuckery that happens with him on the pats.

[Koyangi]

Remember, Gronk said he'd need a month of preparation and he could be back. If he "unretires" just like Witten did, imagine the Pats offense then, lol.

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[BerenTebogo]

Bellichek wont be able to control AB, but he will refuse to play him when he acts like AB.

I think this is going to be hilarious.