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    2019 NFL Week 2: NFL THREAD BINGO nah just kidding more shitposting

    our lord and savior nick foles is dead, long live nick foles



    the browns and jets fans are going full “aw shit, here we go again”, but the good news is one of these teams will get a win on monday night, unless there is a tie, but ties never happen, oh wait there was a tie last week, well, ties don’t happen two weeks in a row, oh wait there were tie games in both of the first two weeks last year, well anyway this game is going to be a tie

    the Steelers Falcons and Bears are terrible, the dolphins are terrible, your mom is terrible, im out

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    if y’all want the threads to be interesting or funny or clever or something go get your ouija board and summon bregor

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    Someone has to win in Miami this week. Tom Brady's shit ass 1-5 record in South Beach since 2013 vs the historically awful Dolphins vs Antonio Brown going to the place he raped someone vs Robert Kraft going to the place he hires sex slaves.

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    kraft is definitely getting two handies this weekend

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    lucky him tbh

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    All signs point to the Patriots absolutely fucking obliterating the fins this weekend, which makes it the super obvious trap game where the Pats shit the bed.

    Then everyone starts doubting the Pats and begin asking Bill if he's gonna bench Brady and then they win another Super Bowl.

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    the Zach Ertz of threads

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    Darnold out for the Jets with mono. May be out multiple weeks.

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    2019 NFL Week 2: NFL THREAD BINGO nah just kidding more shitposting

    I love it when mediocre teams who were so full of shit in the offseason have the first few weeks blow up in their face.

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    I love when teams that have cautious optimism have their hearts ripped out of them in week 1

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    Do you know what the word caution means?

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    If English is not your first language lemme know. I can break it down to you in Spanish and somewhat in Deutsche.

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    I’m cautiously optimistic for 2020. Shit is gonna be lit when we finally grab a pass rusher with a top five pick.

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    I'd imagine the closest definition is the feeling giants fans buttholes get when the cowboys roll through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Darnold out for the Jets with mono. May be out multiple weeks.

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    Leveon dealing with a shoulder injury, looks like 20 carries was to much for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milez View Post
    I'd imagine the closest definition is the feeling giants fans buttholes get when the cowboys roll through.

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    Eli will forever own Jerry world

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    Quote Originally Posted by milez View Post
    I'd imagine the closest definition is the feeling giants fans buttholes get when the cowboys roll through.

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    As much as I enjoy shitting on the Giants, the fact the cowboys haven't won a super bowl since my junior year in highschool doesn't give cowboys fans too much room to talk about optimism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Darnold out for the Jets with mono. May be out multiple weeks.

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    Time to change that eliminator pick....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Eli will forever own Jerry world

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    That was probably Eli's last win in that stadium too. He has a 13-17 record vs the Cowboys.

    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    As much as I enjoy shitting on the Giants, the fact the cowboys haven't won a super bowl since my junior year in highschool doesn't give cowboys fans too much room to talk about optimism.

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    The Kellevation is upon us. These are not your grandmas Cowboys.

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