How'd you kill yourself stuck on an island?

[Dimmauk]

weird flex but ok

I wish I was that flexible

[Anoat]

Get some DDP Yoga

[Indalecia]

Strain from conch holding

[Day]

Post on BG till a mod bans me and takes away only place of enjoyment/sanctuary

[D44kpunk]

Post on BG till a mod bans me and takes away only place of enjoyment/sanctuary

Gred: read posts that don't follow my ideologies

[Dimmauk]

Get some DDP Yoga

My wife has that. LOL

[AoE]

Not gonna lie I almost signed up for it.

[NynJa]

He turned Jake Roberts and Scott Hall around, and they were nearly the living dead.

[Xno Kappa]

Scott Hall once showed up to an indy event completely out of it with a hospital bracelet still on.

[AoE]

He turned Jake Roberts and Scott Hall around, and they were nearly the living dead.

Yeah I saw the Joe Rogan one with Jake the Snake. Crazy assed story

[Tokitoki]

My wife said she'd stab herself in the foot with a makeshift spear while trying to fish and die of infection.

Apparently we both think we'd die a slow and painful death.

[NynJa]

Yeah I saw the Joe Rogan one with Jake the Snake. Crazy assed story

[BerenTebogo]

actual answer cuz why not

find some area with a ledge, at least 15-20ft up or a tree (if tree just need to construct pulley). Get heavy rock (20lbs+) and perch on edge of cliff precariously with quick release mechanism holding it. Honestly wouldn't be too hard to do this with just a couple of pieces of driftwood or sticks.
Tie vines/ropes around end of quick release and run to bottom of cliff.

Lay at bottom of cliff, pull quick release, let rock fall on you. If it lands anywhere on your chest / head you die instantly. Done and done.

Assume the rock is solid and wont deform more than millimeters on impact and 10kg (~22lbs or so) falling 7m (~21ft) is going to land with ~140,000 N of force. Human skull is crushed with ~2,500 N of force.

Easy easy.

[Anoat]

Could you stop being an engineer for like 5 minutes and just jump off a high cliff to kill yourself in this hypothetical situation GOSH

[BerenTebogo]

Could you stop being an engineer for like 5 minutes and just jump off a high cliff to kill yourself in this hypothetical situation GOSH

I didn't think of that.

[Rhyis.]

actual answer cuz why not

find some area with a ledge, at least 15-20ft up or a tree (if tree just need to construct pulley). Get heavy rock (20lbs+) and perch on edge of cliff precariously with quick release mechanism holding it. Honestly wouldn't be too hard to do this with just a couple of pieces of driftwood or sticks.
Tie vines/ropes around end of quick release and run to bottom of cliff.

Lay at bottom of cliff, pull quick release, let rock fall on you. If it lands anywhere on your chest / head you die instantly. Done and done.

Assume the rock is solid and wont deform more than millimeters on impact and 10kg (~22lbs or so) falling 7m (~21ft) is going to land with ~140,000 N of force. Human skull is crushed with ~2,500 N of force.

Easy easy.

tom hanks showed us the flaw of this plan

[Tokitoki]

I didn't think of that.

I'm surprised you didn't snap at him for calling you an engineer.

[BerenTebogo]

I'm surprised you didn't snap at him for calling you an engineer.

tbf that was kind of an engineer thing to suggest

[Dimmauk]

actual answer cuz why not

find some area with a ledge, at least 15-20ft up or a tree (if tree just need to construct pulley). Get heavy rock (20lbs+) and perch on edge of cliff precariously with quick release mechanism holding it. Honestly wouldn't be too hard to do this with just a couple of pieces of driftwood or sticks.
Tie vines/ropes around end of quick release and run to bottom of cliff.

Lay at bottom of cliff, pull quick release, let rock fall on you. If it lands anywhere on your chest / head you die instantly. Done and done.

Assume the rock is solid and wont deform more than millimeters on impact and 10kg (~22lbs or so) falling 7m (~21ft) is going to land with ~140,000 N of force. Human skull is crushed with ~2,500 N of force.

Easy easy.

Are you Wile E. Coyote?

[BerenTebogo]

Are you Wile E. Coyote?

Wile E. Coyote was genius working with faulty materials