FFXI Classic Thread

[Mertron]

that’s an unfortunate birthmark you both have

[NynJa]

Not the same lady but some other lady was sitting next to my group at the hibachi with her immediate family and after a few drinks started getting real handsy. It's too bad she looked like the Green Goblin. I'm on the right.

Hey Meteor Man, can we expect you in the MCU in the near future?

[AoE]

Imagine?

[Day]

Yall just gonna ignore the 65 year old hand on that woman

[Day]

AOE smashing that old old

[Dimmauk]

AOE smashing that old old

I imagine it's like fucking a glass of water

[Day]

Hey I ain't judging yolo

[Day]

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1175760675592970250?s=19

Cringe

[AoE]

AOE smashing that old old

I did once. It was weird.

[Milkster]

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/...950918144?s=19

[KuroTsuki]

Not sure if this is old, but this got me good.

Seattle, WA - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a King County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Seattle Seahawks, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Mertron]

get out

[KuroTsuki]

Jokes on you. I was already out

[Anoat]

Can we nominate spam posts for Worst of BG because that’s up there.

[KuroTsuki]

Man, you can't be having fun in life if you're taking posts that seriously

[Xno Kappa]

I for one appreciate the lulz kuro.

[Zealot]

I gotta admit I chuckled

[AoE]

Not sure if this is old, but this got me good.

I'm currently in public transportation and I laughed harder than anyone close to me has recently heard.

[Mertron]

do any of you watch sports, that’s the oldest setup in the book

[Xno Kappa]

I’ve heard it before, but I had completely forgot it that joke is so old lol.