When do you shower?

[Rhyis.]

guys. the entire purpose of conditioner is to literally counteract the things you are talking about. that is why it exists. do you oil your head hair too? ya being duped

[Mertron]

hair is for suckers

[Demosthenes]

>conditioner alone is not enough
>yes it is
K lad.

[Salodin]

guys. the entire purpose of conditioner is to literally counteract the things you are talking about. that is why it exists. do you oil your head hair too? ya being duped

Tell me again how thin your hair is with your weak ass straight hair. You know nothing on this topic, stop acting like you do.

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[Mertron]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the salon tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By using conditioner and beard oils every day. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club running a comb through my beard and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago while using a special scalp exfoliator? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, my hair game is too good. Don't believe me? Ask your barber. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I have a subscription to Keeps and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My curls are always on point and my brush is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself who only properly treats his hair once a week at best. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls bangs in the club.

[Salodin]

Omg where is the original I forgot all about it

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[Tokitoki]

I keep my beard trimmed to around 1/4" when I grow it out in the winter so there's no need for me to comb or oil it.

[Rhyis.]

Tell me again how thin your hair is with your weak ass straight hair. You know nothing on this topic, stop acting like you do.

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i've had a full beard for 18 years and look like a skinny billy mays without the slicked back hair

[Rhyis.]

like, i dont know if you guys know this but there isn't an essential oil you can't get in a conditioner and it's been like that for like since the 90s

[Dimmauk]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the salon tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By using conditioner and beard oils every day. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club running a comb through my beard and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago while using a special scalp exfoliator? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, my hair game is too good. Don't believe me? Ask your barber. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I have a subscription to Keeps and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My curls are always on point and my brush is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself who only properly treats his hair once a week at best. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls bangs in the club.

Classic

[NynJa]

Tell me again how thin your hair is with your weak ass straight hair. You know nothing on this topic, stop acting like you do.

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lol gay

[Milkster]

Just installed my bidet. So good.

[D44kpunk]

like, i dont know if you guys know this but there isn't an essential oil you can't get in a conditioner and it's been like that for like since the 90s

Don't tell them. They are jerking off in a corner with the oils they get from Dollar shave club.

Strutting down the street looking fly with all that oiled hair

[AoE]

Strutting down the street looking fly with all that oiled hair

Real recognize real.

[Fondue]

Real recognize real.

Acting like glistening smelly hair is a secret club

[Salodin]

God forbid any of you have little colored children. Idk how any of you will be able to handle thick, curly hair.

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[Fondue]

God forbid any of you have little colored children. Idk how any of you will be able to handle thick, curly hair.

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I'd get it circumcised so I don't have to deal with it

[Salodin]

Yall shouldnt be circumcising either

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[Dimmauk]

Nappy headed sandworm dicks are frowned upon. Women don't want it

[D44kpunk]

every chick i've ever talked to has said uncircumcised dicks are groady, they could be lying tho