2019 NFL Week 5: Not all of Mozart’s Paintings are Perfect

[Xno Kappa]

Cowboys fans are the best
3 wins against 3 shit tier teams = Super bowl champs.
2 loses against 2 real teams = FIRE EVERYONE.

The cowboys schedule is front loaded with easy ass matchups. It’s possible they go 1-7 for their last 8 games.

[Boyiee]

Love seeing the Colts immediately erase the memory of Andrew Luck by having a winning record behind Jacoby Brissett.

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I wonder if Luck is sitting on his couch thinking damn I coulda won a Superbowl this year.

Also it's crazy Brady Brissett and Garrapalo were on the same team, what are they a combined 11-2? Lol.

[Krandor]

Washington has fired Jay Gruden

Supposedly called him in to work at 5 AM to fire him in person.

Never change Synder. Seriously don't, I need the humor the Skins bring

[Rhyis.]

that's fucking brutal lol

[Xno Kappa]

It’ll be straight up looney tunes if they keep Bruce Allen. Which as Kran just said, I really hope they do just for the lulz.

[Cail]

Bill Callahan is the interim HC

Also, Schefter's tweet this morning will make you happy then; to remind you that Washington once had Kyle Shanahan, Sean McVay, and Matt LaFleuer

[Dimmauk]

All they have to do is change the name and the curse on Washington will be lifted.

[Xno Kappa]

Aren’t white people supposed to be terrified of curses? Snyder seems to give no fucks.

[Mertron]

Ed Werder posted that someone who knows Snyder said his preferred candidates for HC are

mike tomlin
todd bowles
eric bieniemy

gl skins fans, fucking lol

[Mertron]

hey tomlin might get you to 8-8 if your qb doesn’t die

[Weltall]

Todd Bowles in Washington would be a disaster, and I like the guy. He should avoid that shit like the plague.

[Mertron]

just throw a briefcase at lincoln riley already you cowards

[Mertron]

jk you’re in the same division as the eagles, stay bad and boring forever

[Moss]

just throw a briefcase at lincoln riley already you cowards

My dream for the falcons

So we have to play bad enough to fire DQ but well enough that we don't look like a dumpster fire

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[Cail]

Sterling Shepard has a concussion

[Cail]

Tennessee released Cairo Santos

[Xno Kappa]

Sterling Shepard has a concussion

We can’t have nice things.

[Abandon]

Fun stat; Dak threw for 0 yards on 3rd down last night

[Rhyis.]

when tyron smith isn't playing, throw all the blitzes on 3rd down against the back up left tackle. you will literally be successful 100% of the time with a sack or hurry. doesn't seem to matter who the player is either. this is now the 3rd year in a row this has been the case

[Cail]

Fun stat: CMC has more yds from scrimmage than Gurley and Zeke combined