2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Zealot]

I remember when that first popped up and I think the first three responses were all asking what kind of autism OP had.

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[Boyiee]

Wasn't that from muscle and fitness or the body building forums lol.

[Roranora]

dude can't shit in a public toilet but he can shit in a tub

[D44kpunk]

first house showing today and my gf has been out of town all week, cleaning up everything + getting the baby animals under control all on me.

RIP. i'm gonna die

[Dimmauk]

first house showing today and my gf has been out of town all week, cleaning up everything + getting the baby animals under control all on me.

RIP. i'm gonna die

Good luck. Remember that the things you notice at other homes you viewed, other people will notice at your home.

[NynJa]

Hide your dildos and clean all the toilets.

[Boyiee]

Bake an apple and cinnamon in the oven or something before people show up.

[archibaldcrane]

an asian student did once ask me for my number though, told her nope, y’all ain’t gettin me fired

If you aren't taking the virginity of the students in the class you TA for what are you even doing

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[D44kpunk]

Got an offer on the first showing!

Holy fuck I feel so much less stressed. Another showing at 2 and then I'm done doing this by myself.

Drove around town while they were looking at the place, kitten was whining the whole time and puppy was farting non stop. Totally worth it.

[Andalusian girls]

If you aren't taking the virginity of the students in the class you TA for what are you even doing

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Mert may be a little younger than me but at my age i would rather shit in a bathtub than engage romantically or sexually with a teenage undergrad

they are just so

so dumb

[archibaldcrane]

Well, I was 23 and she was 21, so not really a problem back then

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[NynJa]

Mert may be a little younger than me but at my age i would rather shit in a bathtub than engage romantically or sexually with a teenage undergrad

they are just so

so dumb

Doesnt matter had sex

[archibaldcrane]

Folks


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[Zealot]

That's certainly a take.

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[D44kpunk]

There's hope for people on BG to get into Congress it you can wish cancer publicly on a former president and still be running for office.

He's probably not actually running for office but that's going to be my take away from that thread

[archibaldcrane]

No, he is lol

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[D44kpunk]

Well there you go

[Mertron]

If you aren't taking the virginity of the students in the class you TA for what are you even doing

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TA? im the professor sir. I am the senate

[Mertron]

by the way i just turned 40, none of y’all are older than me

get off my lawn

[Day]

Congressional Candidate TX20 (He/They)
#IWW #DSA #NotMeYall

if not for his profile pic i would have thought it was a repub