2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[archibaldcrane]

He's a white DSA guy trying to primary Joaquin Castro in a 70% Hispanic texas district

Good luck buddy

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[Day]

by the way i just turned 40, none of y’all are older than me

get off my lawn

im very close

[Day]

i thought i was turning 39 in november it was 38 lol

[Mertron]

Mert may be a little younger than me but at my age i would rather shit in a bathtub than engage romantically or sexually with a teenage undergrad

they are just so

so dumb

but yes this is correct. i have had hot students in the past, but one you listen to them talk/read their work/pretend to care when they complain about their grade or whatever, no amount of hotness matters. this goes for all students btw

it would never happen but if i was ever going to date a former student it would ideally be one that seemed to know what they were doing, did their work on time and didn’t complain

[Mertron]

now when i was in grad school? i would try to date the undergrads with hilariously large racks

[Dimmauk]

Folks


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He is supposedly a Democrat from Texas.

[Mertron]

sometimes it worked!

[Day]

He's a white DSA guy trying to primary Joaquin Castro in a 70% Hispanic texas district

Good luck buddy

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lmao

[Day]

dat horseshoe theory tho

[Tokitoki]

I hate shopping for Christmas presents.

I covered my brother, dad, and step mom. Need to pull the trigger on one last thing for my wife. No idea what to get my aunt & uncle and my cousin & her fiance.

[Mertron]

I hate shopping for Christmas presents.

I covered my brother, dad, and step mom. Need to pull the trigger on one last thing for my wife. No idea what to get my aunt & uncle and my cousin & her fiance.

I did gift cards for everyone this year. i suck but fuck it I’m done

[Fondue]

I did gift cards for everyone this year. i suck but fuck it I’m done

The best is when you give someone a gift card and they also give you a gift card for less than you gave them

[Fondue]

Gred should be banned from the ffxi sub forum

[KuroTsuki]

That's why I'm glad my big family does white elephant now. Don't have to worry about buying anything for my family other than my wife and kid, and that's easy. Christmas has been pretty stress free here for the last 5+ years or so.

[D44kpunk]

Gred should be banned from the ffxi sub forum

It's clearly causing him to go nuts. He wouldn't defend me under any circumstance. :D

Also I've been banned because of that thread twice, not sure why draylo keeps crying that I am harassing people and going unpunished

[Andalusian girls]

belongs in unpopular opinion thread but i enjoy thinking up and getting dope ass personalized gifts for loved ones

[Andalusian girls]

it helps that i have very few loved ones but call me lil leslie knope

[Xno Kappa]

I hate thinking up gifts.

[Day]

I hate this time of year

[synistar]

I don't get gifts for adults unless I know them well and can have fun with it. Hell, I stopped getting gifts for my dad when I got him a $2600 camera lens he was coveting for more than a year and cut him off after that lol. Heck, just taking friends out to a meal is good enough for all of us. Drinks are on them though. Hell no I'm paying for your booze.

Getting gifts for my nieces was easy though. Power Banks and weeb mini backpacks from Hot Topic/Boxlunch for all of you! Now stop complaining to me when your iPads/iPhones run out of juice.