2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Andalusian girls]

AG what say you?

books tell a better fuller story of course and the movies are inconsistent because the creative team kept changing but overall p good p good. well cast, technically sound, faithful, largely tells the same story competently and it is a very good story

[Andalusian girls]

now if only these clowns could figure out how to adapt some of the better vidya narratives to television / movies.

[Demosthenes]

vidya narratives to television / movies.

[Xno Kappa]

Whatever happened to the metal gear solid movie?

[Salodin]

Whatever happened to the metal gear solid movie?

Development hell with the script

The Pheonix Wright movie was a pretty good adaptation.

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[Fiye]

Its almost 2020 and there's still no Halo movie wtf

[NynJa]

The next FF movie should have a 10 minute grinding scene. Just 10 minutes of no camera cuts fighting large rabbits and oversized crabs and colibri.

[tyven]

This blows my mind

my man wearing some AE strands. good for you weird guy, good for you.

[Anoat]

Two times this week a baby squirrel has gotten into my apartment in the middle of the night and jumped on my face while I was asleep and scared the shit out of me. The first night I chased him down and he leapt into my chest and I held on to him and walked to the back door and yeeted him into the backyard. I found a hole in my closet where he came in through the walls and plugged it up temporarily until I can get it spackled but he is apparently a resourceful fuck because he came back in last night to terrorize me. This time I had to play squirrel hockey with a broom and herd him to the backdoor.

I reported it to my landlord this morning and the lady on the phone found all of this very hysterical but hopefully they will get this shit fixed because it’s probably just a matter of time before the little asshole sneaks in and my dog eats him or tears his furry ass up all over the place and I don’t want to deal with that.

[Salodin]

Wtf lmfao

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[Salodin]

Hysterical laughter is the best reaction to that I'm sorry

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[Dimmauk]

Two times this week a baby squirrel has gotten into my apartment in the middle of the night and jumped on my face while I was asleep and scared the shit out of me. The first night I chased him down and he leapt into my chest and I held on to him and walked to the back door and yeeted him into the backyard. I found a hole in my closet where he came in through the walls and plugged it up temporarily until I can get it spackled but he is apparently a resourceful fuck because he came back in last night to terrorize me. This time I had to play squirrel hockey with a broom and herd him to the backdoor.

I reported it to my landlord this morning and the lady on the phone found all of this very hysterical but hopefully they will get this shit fixed because it’s probably just a matter of time before the little asshole sneaks in and my dog eats him or tears his furry ass up all over the place and I don’t want to deal with that.

LOL you got t-bagged by a varmint.

[Milkster]

This blows my mind

https://twitter.com/DaShaunLH/status...793765890?s=19

[Zealot]

The "diet industry" wants you to think your "arteries" will "clog" and increase your "risk" of "heart" attack and "stroke," and that Type 2 Diabetes isn't a naturally occurring, beautiful thing.

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[Milkster]

The "diet industry" wants you to think your "arteries" will "clog" and increase your "risk" of "heart" attack and "stroke," and that Type 2 Diabetes isn't a naturally occurring, beautiful thing.

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They'll argue that because thin or normal weight people get these same diseases and conditions it's not fatness that's the problem or a cause.

[Zealot]

I've legit known women who turn out to have some kind of awful, treatable, discoverable condition that spend years in pain because they were fat and whatever symptom they complained about their doctor would tell them to lose weight. That's a real thing.

But being fat is still unhealthy.

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[NynJa]

I reported it to my landlord this morning and the lady on the phone found all of this very hysterical

You can understand why they found it hysterical, right?

[NynJa]

I've legit known women who turn out to have some kind of awful, treatable, discoverable condition that spend years in pain because they were fat and whatever symptom they complained about their doctor would tell them to lose weight. That's a real thing.

But being fat is still unhealthy.

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[Xno Kappa]

LOL you got t-bagged by a varmint.

LMAO

[Melena]

Two times this week a baby squirrel has gotten into my apartment in the middle of the night and jumped on my face while I was asleep and scared the shit out of me. The first night I chased him down and he leapt into my chest and I held on to him and walked to the back door and yeeted him into the backyard. I found a hole in my closet where he came in through the walls and plugged it up temporarily until I can get it spackled but he is apparently a resourceful fuck because he came back in last night to terrorize me. This time I had to play squirrel hockey with a broom and herd him to the backdoor.

I reported it to my landlord this morning and the lady on the phone found all of this very hysterical but hopefully they will get this shit fixed because it’s probably just a matter of time before the little asshole sneaks in and my dog eats him or tears his furry ass up all over the place and I don’t want to deal with that.

This shit needs to go into the Random Fail thread so everyone else can laugh.