2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Anoat]

And yes she has been vaccinated for parvo, everything I was reading last night was like “OMG ITS PARVO”, I guess that’s the dog version of web md telling people they have lupus

[Andalusian girls]

maybe it's dog lupus

[Andalusian girls]

maybe she's gaming you to get some sweet scrambles

[Rhyis.]

maybe it's dog lupus

it's never lupus

[Xno Kappa]

Perhaps she needs more mouse bites.

[Zealot]

This vexes me.

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[kuronosan]

Perhaps she needs more mouse bites.

MORE MOUSE BITES

[Krandor]

This vexes me.

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I know they addressed that they look like twins in an episode of House, but has anyone ever asked Mike Tomlin about his uncanny resemblance to Omar Epps?

[Milkster]

[Rhyis.]

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I know they addressed that they look like twins in an episode of House, but has anyone ever asked Mike Tomlin about his uncanny resemblance to Omar Epps?

and their similar personalities

[thetruepandagod]

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I know they addressed that they look like twins in an episode of House, but has anyone ever asked Mike Tomlin about his uncanny resemblance to Omar Epps?

has anyone ever talked about how scarjo is just a female christopher walken

[AoE]

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I know they addressed that they look like twins in an episode of House, but has anyone ever asked Mike Tomlin about his uncanny resemblance to Omar Epps?

Mix of Omar Epps and Laurence Fishburne.

[Salodin]

Think my dog is sick. She threw up late Thursday night several times and refused to eat food the next morning. Eventually she did eat it much later in the day. The next day she refused to eat her dry food all day but she would eat if I gave her a treat or some sliced lunch meat. Yesterday she ate a little of her dry food but nowhere near what she would normally eat. Then she threw up again late yesterday. So far today she won’t touch her dry food. I did give her some scrambled eggs this morning when I cooked breakfast as I read that it can help dogs with upset stomachs and she ate it just fine. If she throws up again today I think I’m gonna have to take her to vet tomorrow

Sounds like a dog that would rather starve than go without table food lol. Maybe a better brand of dry food would help.

My inlaws dog is like that, but he'll eventually starve to the point that he'll nibble on dry food every other day in the hopes that he leaves enough room for table scraps the next day. You know he skipped dinner the day before when he starts whining at the table; they've been getting better about it though cause lately he's been whining almost every meal lol. I used to feed em performatrin ultra I think it was called, but since moving they're on the higher end Walmart brand called Crave, which they do not like as much but is much closer than pet supermarket.

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[Anoat]

I switched her to some wet food and she ate it like she hadn’t had a meal in weeks. I guess she just doesn’t like the dry food anymore. She didn’t puke yesterday so hooray, no vet visit. Gonna have to buy the canned wet food in bulk ‘cause I was used to buying like one bag of dry food that lasted a week for like $7, just two cans yesterday was like $4, rip

[Fondue]

big dawgs gotta eat

[Day]

Our dogs get a mix of wet and dry seems to help them eat it all better, we buy them expensive ass food so annoying when they wont eat the dry

[Zealot]

Rhodes gets dry food with a mix of whatever meat I'm eating.

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[Salodin]

I switched her to some wet food and she ate it like she hadn’t had a meal in weeks. I guess she just doesn’t like the dry food anymore. She didn’t puke yesterday so hooray, no vet visit. Gonna have to buy the canned wet food in bulk ‘cause I was used to buying like one bag of dry food that lasted a week for like $7, just two cans yesterday was like $4, rip

Noooooo bad anoat don't do this

Don't give in to your dog, it's fine. It's just training you to give it what it wants or it'll just go on a hunger strike. Don't give in, wet food is not a good substitute for dry kibble unless they can't chew cause of teeth issues. Even then, only in moderation. I'm starting to think it's the dog that owns anoat at this point lol.

Prepare for runny poops...

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[Anoat]

My dog is 13 years old dude I’m gonna give in all the time lol

She has eaten dry food her whole life, if she is telling me she no longer wants to eat it (and pukes later after she begrudgingly does eat it after not eating all day) that’s a pretty good enough sign to me that she needs her diet change.

[Salodin]

Anoat turns this on before cuddling with the puppers at night

https://youtu.be/svWINSRhQU0

If you think its age related, they also make kibble for senior citizen pups, which is easier on their tract.

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