2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Roranora]

do kindly give old dogs and old cats the fancy foods

[Melena]

Anoat, have your dog checked still for kidney issues. I was stupid and missed the signs with Corona before she passed. Wasn't eating as much, puking when she did (though I never knew if it was her as it was always at night or when not at home, and all 3 were prone to it, especially Jager as he'd run around like a crack head after eating and get an upset stomach), and eventually it got to the point where she couldn't even go to the bathroom. She responded well to tuna and wet food for a few days after, but by then it was already past the point of no return for her, and had to put her down, coincidentally the night before my dad's funeral. Don't put yourself what I wound up putting Astylla and I through.

[Fondue]

got a letter in the mail that my insurance lapsed and I needed to surrender my plate for a motorcycle I sold 2 months ago ???

i cant wait to sit on hold with the dmv for an hour today

[Salodin]

got a letter in the mail that my insurance lapsed and I needed to surrender my plate for a motorcycle I sold 2 months ago ???

i cant wait to sit on hold with the dmv for an hour today

Nice to see Canada has to deal with dmv bullshit too lol

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[Day]

fondue lives in NC

[Andalusian girls]

many say NC is the Canada of the South

[Andalusian girls]

though it be desperately needed by many there is something very late era Roman Republic about competing politicians arguing over giving voters large chunks of money immediately after + before elections

[Andalusian girls]

what'd pando do

[Day]

said cocksucking japs in poopdeck

[Day]

though it be desperately needed by many there is something very late era Roman Republic about competing politicians arguing over giving voters large chunks of money immediately after + before elections

indeed boss

[Anoat]

My best buddy is begging me to come to his New Year’s Eve party and as much as I’d like to go he and his family have given zero fucks about COVID and had like 50 people at their house last week for Christmas and I told him I couldn’t make it (though I used work as an excuse...he lives about a 2 1/2 hour drive away, didn’t mention my covid concerns)

Well anyways last night he stepped up his game and face timed me and put his wife and his wife’s hot cousin on the phone, long story short I’ve known his wife’s cousin for like 8 years now and she’s a total cutie, she says she just got dumped and is heartbroken and reeeeeeeeally wants me to come to this party wink wink and my buddy and his wife were like you got a real good chance of making this thing happen bro and damn they hyped up the near solid lock of getting my wang wet and now here I am seriously thinking about risking covid for some ass, lawd give me strength

[Fondue]

maybe you'll die

[Dimmauk]

My best buddy is begging me to come to his New Year’s Eve party and as much as I’d like to go he and his family have given zero fucks about COVID and had like 50 people at their house last week for Christmas and I told him I couldn’t make it (though I used work as an excuse...he lives about a 2 1/2 hour drive away, didn’t mention my covid concerns)

Well anyways last night he stepped up his game and face timed me and put his wife and his wife’s hot cousin on the phone, long story short I’ve known his wife’s cousin for like 8 years now and she’s a total cutie, she says she just got dumped and is heartbroken and reeeeeeeeally wants me to come to this party wink wink and my buddy and his wife were like you got a real good chance of making this thing happen bro and damn they hyped up the near solid lock of getting my wang wet and now here I am seriously thinking about risking covid for some ass, lawd give me strength

YOLO

Go to the party
Hook up with cutie
Sneak off somewhere secluded
Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow
Eat some Vitamin C, Zinc, and shoot up bleach the next day.

Good luck

[Day]

Trying hard not to ask my friend how fucking stupid he is

Spoiler: show

[NynJa]

My best buddy is begging me to come to his New Year’s Eve party and as much as I’d like to go he and his family have given zero fucks about COVID and had like 50 people at their house last week for Christmas and I told him I couldn’t make it (though I used work as an excuse...he lives about a 2 1/2 hour drive away, didn’t mention my covid concerns)

Well anyways last night he stepped up his game and face timed me and put his wife and his wife’s hot cousin on the phone, long story short I’ve known his wife’s cousin for like 8 years now and she’s a total cutie, she says she just got dumped and is heartbroken and reeeeeeeeally wants me to come to this party wink wink and my buddy and his wife were like you got a real good chance of making this thing happen bro and damn they hyped up the near solid lock of getting my wang wet and now here I am seriously thinking about risking covid for some ass, lawd give me strength

Anoat Friday morning: well that fucking sucked, I didnt fuck that cutie who was dtf
Anoat 4-14 days after that:

[archibaldcrane]

Trying hard not to ask my friend how fucking stupid he is

Spoiler: show

Can't believe you're out here COVID shaming

[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/Reza_Zadeh/statu...004747778?s=19

[Salodin]

2020 was the year of covid

2021 is the year of the machine

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[Day]

i got weird chills today so it's probably covid

[NynJa]

Were you fed food cooked by someone who was [checks notes] kind of sick?