2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

[Day]

found an asian neo, what a bamf

[Day]

[Ksandra]

Posting to say that at 8 my daughter can make her own: cereal, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, toast, soup, etc.

Now, the attitude of his post is terrible, but it really isn't that serious to get a 9 year old to make their own can of beans.

I'm with Archi that the dude probably exaggerated how it went, but in reality, yeah a 9 year old should be able to make their own beans. lol

[Andalusian girls]

found an asian neo, what a bamf

Lerdsila was brilliant yeah, just retired last year. never the best nak muay but maybe the prettiest.

[Day]

this white boy cracked the code



this stuff very fun to watch

[Day]

Lerdsila was brilliant yeah, just retired last year. never the best nak muay but maybe the prettiest.

im always a day late and dollar short smh

[Anoat]

My best buddy is begging me to come to his New Year’s Eve party and as much as I’d like to go he and his family have given zero fucks about COVID and had like 50 people at their house last week for Christmas and I told him I couldn’t make it (though I used work as an excuse...he lives about a 2 1/2 hour drive away, didn’t mention my covid concerns)

Well anyways last night he stepped up his game and face timed me and put his wife and his wife’s hot cousin on the phone, long story short I’ve known his wife’s cousin for like 8 years now and she’s a total cutie, she says she just got dumped and is heartbroken and reeeeeeeeally wants me to come to this party wink wink and my buddy and his wife were like you got a real good chance of making this thing happen bro and damn they hyped up the near solid lock of getting my wang wet and now here I am seriously thinking about risking covid for some ass, lawd give me strength

tl dr mission accomplished boys but shit got weird

Spoiler: show

Went to NYE party, hooked up with girl, she went home with one of her girlfriends. Her girlfriend had like three dudes from out of town staying at her place that weekend and they had gone out to the club doing their own thing on NYE. Anyways when they got back home girl hooked up with one of the dudes as well. Next day a bunch of us go to eat dinner at a sports bar and watch football and when she shows up the whole table starts chanting ONE NIGHT STAND, ONE NIGHT STAND at us which was kinda funny, but then later the three dudes showed up to join us and the table started chanting TWO NIGHT STAND, TWO NIGHT STAND which honestly was fucking hilarious I made a new eskimo bro but the girl got super embarrassed and she started crying because she had basically been drinking for 48 hours at this point and felt humiliated and she is still not over her ex so now she is mad at a bunch of us, oh well I enjoyed myself. May have picked up COVID because I was a actin' a fool with different people all week without a mask on so good luck to me

[Salodin]

Girl crying cause she gave it up twice in two days, never gets old haha

Wait, that shit got old by my mid 20s. Still, /high-five bro

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[AoE]

Reaching across the racial table to post this. I expect a Sylvester Stallone to match my Carl Weathers soon.

https://twitter.com/50shadesfshrey/s...211915264?s=20

[NynJa]

Probably better actor too lol

[Demosthenes]

All I know is if my kid told me they were hungry, I'd fucking feed them or teach them how to fucking make the shit they want, when they are not actually hungry.

[Salodin]

Like, show her how to do it at least like wtf. Explain it the first time, or latch it in and have her turn it so she can see it work. Who dafuk just gives a kid a foreign piece of technology and be like "figure it out if you want to eat" nevermind the kid can't even think kid-straight cause she got hangry waiting to open the damn beans...

Ugh, some people...

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[Demosthenes]

They went in on the dude, apparently he's anti-Semitic or something.

[NynJa]

Guy deleted his twitter lmao

[Day]

jesus christ who cares

[Lokus]

Posting to say that at 8 my daughter can make her own: cereal, grilled cheese, scrambled eggs, toast, soup, etc.

Now, the attitude of his post is terrible, but it really isn't that serious to get a 9 year old to make their own can of beans.

I'm with Archi that the dude probably exaggerated how it went, but in reality, yeah a 9 year old should be able to make their own beans. lol

But did you simply tell your daughter how to turn on the stove then toss her a "figure it out" so she could start on her journey of self satisfaction? No one's mad that she can't make her own beans or that she was made to make her own beans.

[NynJa]

jesus christ who cares

Lighten up and smell the roses

Oh shit, my bad

[Day]

imagine getting mad at some strangers story about teaching their kid how to open a can of beans, couldn't be me

[Day]

Lighten up and smell the roses

Oh shit, my bad

you did this joke yesterday

[Ksandra]

But did you simply tell your daughter how to turn on the stove then toss her a "figure it out" so she could start on her journey of self satisfaction? No one's mad that she can't make her own beans or that she was made to make her own beans.

You missed the first part where I said the dude was probably exaggerating on how it went.