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  1. 2021-01-03 18:23 #31641
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    'cause I've met a lot of parents who are internet like "WHY ARE THESE KIDS BOTHERING ME," but in irl very affectionate and doting people.

    It's just a thing a lot of people do to vent because parenting can be exhausting. I wouldn't be too worried over it.
  2. 2021-01-03 18:24 #31642
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    give a man a can of beans they eat for a day, teach them how to make thier own beans....
  3. 2021-01-03 18:25 #31643
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    They fart for a year?
  4. 2021-01-03 18:27 #31644
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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa View Post
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    Let this be a lesson. Feed your kids.
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    your kid gonna be dumb as shit and reliant on his dumb parents, his daughter will be a rocket surgeon
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    bean girl probably grow up to be the first woman president
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    your kid gonna be dumb as shit and reliant on his dumb parents, his daughter will be a rocket surgeon
    Bruh little lad is singing twinkle twinkle little star, I'm so fucking proud!
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    once she gets through years and years of therapy cause she didnt get beans immediately
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Bruh little lad is singing twinkle twinkle little star, I'm so fucking proud!
    didnt ask dont care
  10. 2021-01-03 18:32 #31650
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Let this be a lesson. Feed your kids.
    The first lady in this video always gets me lmao.

    https://youtu.be/Ek-CwbiPeZI
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    malnourished from not having baked beans within 5 minutes of asking bean girl somehow built up the energy to dial CPS
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    now shes in a foster home and they never even serve baked beans
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    cruel ironic sick world
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    they only serve lima beans there and she aint no lima fan
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    rummaging through the foster home. kitchen at 2am what does she find? a can of bush's country style baked beans like a beacon in the night, she also finds a can opener just like the one her daddy forced her to use, this triggers an mk ultra like reaction, in a trance beangirl brutally murders everyone in the house, once finished she takes a bite of beans looking over her work she thinks to herself "roll that beautiful bean footage"
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    let that be a lesson to you all
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    feed yo kids
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    the dangers of not feeding your kids every 2 hours has been well documented throughout history
  20. 2021-01-03 19:00 #31660
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    didnt ask dont care
    He also works out with me whenever I start curling or swinging kettle bells.