Page 1584 of 1711 FirstFirst ... 1534 1574 1582 1583 1584 1585 1586 1594 1634 ... LastLast
Results 31661 to 31680 of 34215
  1. #31661
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    shouldnt let your child around that kind of equipment

  2. #31662
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    calling CPS

  3. #31663
    BG Medical's Student of Medicine
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    35,079
    BG Level
    10

    Are you padding?

  4. #31664
    preachy and pretentious
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    3,801
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    shouldnt let your child around that kind of equipment
    Gotta learn to pick stuff up and put them down.

  5. #31665
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    why does he need to learn that, just have daddy do everything for him upon asking

  6. #31666
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    if my child was houngry id simply shove a big mac in their dumb face

  7. #31667
    preachy and pretentious
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    3,801
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    why does he need to learn that, just have daddy do everything for him upon asking
    Everything regarding the prep of food sure.

  8. #31668
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    always wondered why some of my dumb friends couldn't even make a poptart

  9. #31669
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    this one bitch didnt even know they could go in a toaster like WHAT

  10. #31670
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    dumbass parents

  11. #31671
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    59,084
    BG Level
    10

    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    They went in on the dude, apparently he's anti-Semitic or something.
    He got caught doing out of context ironic racism tweets

    and sis

    he's canceled

    and that's the tea

  12. #31672
    Day
    Day is offline
    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    21,547
    BG Level
    10

    the gay retard tweet was a banger tbh

  13. #31673

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    24,395
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    this one bitch didnt even know they could go in a toaster like WHAT
    I always warm mine up in the microwave and toaster bros mock me for it

  14. #31674
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
    Therrien's Cum Dumpster

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    37,884
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Gilgamesh

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    you did this joke yesterday
    Sorry, this WFH over the holidays has messed with my sense of time.

  15. #31675
    AoE
    AoE is offline
    Sandworm Swallows
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    7,117
    BG Level
    8
    FFXIV Character
    Litz Zatsuza
    FFXIV Server
    Sargatanas
    FFXI Server
    Sylph

    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    I always warm mine up in the microwave and toaster bros mock me for it
    This is a failure.

  16. #31676
    preachy and pretentious
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    3,801
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    He got caught doing out of context ironic racism tweets

    and sis

    he's canceled

    and that's the tea
    Have to tell ya, I don't feel sorry for him.

  17. #31677
    Pied Piper of the Homos
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    7,430
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Lakshmi

    So cotton strings on tampons turn people on

    https://twitter.com/SummerRay/status...939902978?s=19

  18. #31678

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    24,395
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    This is a failure.
    I don’t like using toaster because they always burn and/or flakes come off in the toaster.

  19. #31679

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    9,288
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Fenrir

    a toaster is a crumb-laden mess eventually but that ain't gonna keep me from toast by god

  20. #31680

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    9,288
    BG Level
    8
    FFXI Server
    Fenrir

    i clean ours up a little every 2 or 3 uses. these breads are messier than poptarts tho

    aww my grandma got me this toaster too.. *sniff*