2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

**Day** · 2021-01-05 19:15

i know yall fatasses would get in that can much faster

**Anoat** · 2021-01-05 19:40

Not gonna lie I actively avoid buying any canned goods that don’t have the ring top so I can purposely avoid having to use a can opener.

**Day** · 2021-01-05 19:52

thats just being smart

**Demosthenes** · 2021-01-05 19:54

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Can I take this moment to bitch about can openers because I am going to take this moment to bitch about can openers.

They are awkward as fuck to use left-handed even at 40 years old.

The end.

Might have an easier time cutting the top off the can.

**Demosthenes** · 2021-01-05 20:01

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Might have an easier time cutting the top off the can.

Just be careful not to cut yourself on the can after (unless you have a smooth edge can opener) because that cut is sharp as fuck.

**Fondue** · 2021-01-05 20:05

wtf is this day lmao

https://twitter.com/Jinx_production/...44824004833282

**AoE** · 2021-01-05 20:07

I too am a lefty. That is all.

**Day** · 2021-01-05 20:19

Originally Posted by Fondue

wtf is this day lmao

https://twitter.com/Jinx_production/...44824004833282

idk shit made me. laugh at the amount of effort

**Mertron** · 2021-01-05 20:30

https://twitter.com/alex_kirshner/st...823875586?s=21

**Mertron** · 2021-01-05 20:46

rip daak

https://twitter.com/robkhenderson/st...735947776?s=21

**Zealot** · 2021-01-05 20:51

So a 6"6" dude can be flat broke?

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**Dimmauk** · 2021-01-05 21:09

Hot shorty at work asked me how tall I was. I was like IDK, and she was like I think you're 6 foot. I asked if that was good and she said yes. Then my wife walked in and said LOL you're barely 6 foot.

**Dimmauk** · 2021-01-05 21:11

Ahhh,the pros and cons of working with your other. This is actually the 4th place we worked together. I think she is spying on me.

**NynJa** · 2021-01-05 21:11

Hows it feel to be as short as daak?

**Rhyis.** · 2021-01-05 21:12

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Hot shorty at work asked me how tall I was. I was like IDK, and she was like I think you're 6 foot. I asked if that was good and she said yes. Then my wife walked in and said LOL you're barely 6 foot.

**Anoat** · 2021-01-05 21:12

Sounds like the start of a threesome to me go for it

**Dimmauk** · 2021-01-05 21:23

Originally Posted by Anoat

Sounds like the start of a threesome to me go for it

My wife actually has a crush on this girl too. But she would never share me.

**Anoat** · 2021-01-05 21:29

**Milkster** · 2021-01-05 21:52

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

My wife actually has a crush on this girl too. But she would never share me.

The first sentence can definitely change the second. I suggest the book The Ethical Slut

**Day** · 2021-01-05 21:55

sick individuals

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