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  1. 2021-01-05 21:58 #31741
    archibaldcrane
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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Gonna tell my wife it's not feasible for her to make enough money to be as attractive as a woman 6 inches shorter than her

    but she's welcome to try
  2. 2021-01-05 22:06 #31742
    AoE
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    FUCK no!

    https://twitter.com/LydNicholas/stat...9292489101313?
  3. 2021-01-05 22:22 #31743
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    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    idk why but that loud ass thud is making me crack up.
  4. 2021-01-05 22:40 #31744
    Xno Kappa
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    2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

    Sounds like the premise to some cheesy B-list horror movie.
  5. 2021-01-05 23:12 #31745
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    Burn all snakes. Kill them all
  6. 2021-01-05 23:26 #31746
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Burn all snakes. Kill them all


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  7. 2021-01-05 23:44 #31747
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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    FUCK no!

    https://twitter.com/LydNicholas/stat...9292489101313?
  8. 2021-01-06 02:29 #31748
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    a black man and a jew eh Georgia
  9. 2021-01-06 02:29 #31749
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    can we rely on nothing in these troubled times
  10. 2021-01-06 02:47 #31750
    Demosthenes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    I honestly cannon put into words how much I love these memes.
  11. 2021-01-06 04:34 #31751
    Demosthenes
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    I'd like to congratulate J.B. Smoove on his Georgia win.
  12. 2021-01-06 06:05 #31752
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    https://twitter.com/WEJUSTNEEDMONEH/...563753987?s=19

    Baka mitai

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  13. 2021-01-06 08:37 #31753
    AoE
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    Christ
    https://twitter.com/SiRVinxi/status/...534654976?s=19
  14. 2021-01-06 08:49 #31754
    Demosthenes
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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    Christ
    https://twitter.com/SiRVinxi/status/...534654976?s=19
    This can't fucking be real!
  15. 2021-01-06 09:09 #31755
    Salodin
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    Fake, and watchmen did it first

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  16. 2021-01-06 09:09 #31756
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    This can't fucking be real!
    It's not. It would've been in room air and the sperm would've died.
    Sperm might live up to 45 minutes in the right conditions. As soon as semen is dry, sperm is dead. Also this is from a satire article.
  17. 2021-01-06 09:31 #31757
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    Wife and Sis tested negative, still waiting on mine, not sure how my wife avoided it, about as much contact as we could have several times on new years if you know what i mean
  18. 2021-01-06 10:37 #31758
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Wife and Sis tested negative, still waiting on mine, not sure how my wife avoided it, about as much contact as we could have several times on new years if you know what i mean
    Does she smoke as much as you?
  19. 2021-01-06 10:40 #31759
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    Yeah maybe more lol
  20. 2021-01-06 10:43 #31760
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    I have a friend that had it, he was down for a couple of weeks, but his wife was negative. Weird. He is in good shape and works all day and his wife chills and smokes all day. He got it from work, but he didn't give it to her.
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