2019 NFL Week Spam: The New Thread

**Salodin** · 2021-01-28 15:35

Magic turns peoples dreams into reality. Too bad they all decided to dream up some fucking Kaiju shit

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**Andalusian girls** · 2021-01-28 15:35

miss me with that mert

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:36

it might be weird and unlikely that yu yevons master plan gets ruined by a drunk guy falling out of a boat, but hey

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:36

a drunk dream guy* falling out of a boat

**Xno Kappa** · 2021-01-28 15:38

All I remember about the story is that it’s a dream and sometimes it isn’t but the dreams are confused and/or angry so you have to travel to zanarkand to restart the dream cuz reasons.

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:40

makes as much sense as any other fantasy story

the jecht happenstance is the only thing that’s not really fully explained

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:41

did the fayth specifically dream him falling off a boat drunk, the fayth do some weird shit

**Day** · 2021-01-28 15:46

sometimes i have no idea what yall are saying but i'm just happy yall are finding things to talk about

**Andalusian girls** · 2021-01-28 15:47

Originally Posted by Mertron

makes as much sense as any other fantasy story

the jecht happenstance is the only thing that’s not really fully explained

VI's made sense if i remember correctly

**Andalusian girls** · 2021-01-28 15:47

a clown destroys the world and some white haired naïf makes magical cyborgs or something

**Apelila** · 2021-01-28 15:49

I've always wanted a Jecht based prequel that lead up to the first game after X2.

Now if it ever happens, I hope to see Bahamut pushing Jechts drunk ass off the boat one night as the intro.

**Qalbert** · 2021-01-28 15:50

X will always be special to me because it was the first one I could convince my nutjob parents to let me play since it was about fighting Sin, before that they were banned for promoting satanism (black mages)

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:54

Originally Posted by Qalbert

X will always be special to me because it was the first one I could convince my nutjob parents to let me play since it was about fighting Sin, before that they were banned for promoting satanism (black mages)

did your parents enjoy lulus black magic/tits combo

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 15:59

Originally Posted by Andalusian girls

VI's made sense if i remember correctly

the events of ff6 are set in place when a magic monster fucks a woman and they end up procreating

let me check my old biology textbook on this one

**Qalbert** · 2021-01-28 15:59

they would have hated it. fortunately they were very much just gatekeepers, like something was either banned or approved and then they stopped caring, never watched me play

**Anoat** · 2021-01-28 16:00

Praise be to Yevon

**Mertron** · 2021-01-28 16:01

Originally Posted by Mertron

the events of ff6 are set in place when a magic monster fucks a woman and they end up procreating

let me check my old biology textbook on this one

(that’s all I could come up with so yeah 6 is probably pretty good)

**Zealot** · 2021-01-28 16:12

I and IV make sense.

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**Andalusian girls** · 2021-01-28 16:12

Originally Posted by Mertron

(that’s all I could come up with so yeah 6 is probably pretty good)

a clown kills the world Mert

**Andalusian girls** · 2021-01-28 16:12

Shakespeare could never

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