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  1. #33121
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    covid restrictions kept it from flying in

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    I would prefer not to.
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    Wtf?

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    okay guy I guess
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    I thought Mac was the gay one in the gang

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Oh man

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I wanna share that with my students but I also don't want to share that with my students.

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    give your students the bird

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    why is that ostrich thing so disturbing, why she gotta be all sexual or is that just my own perversions, its so sweet at the end but the journey there i did not care for

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    she aint have to strattle it like that

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    ostrich penis puttin some posters to shame

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    according to the comments (citation needed) ostriches are attracted to humans enough that it causes a problem on farms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I thought Mac was the gay one in the gang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    according to the comments (citation needed) ostriches are attracted to humans enough that it causes a problem on farms
    Is this boosie?

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    ostriches look so fucking dumb i wanna tie their neck in a knot

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    I heard the Ginger fucked an ostrich

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    alledgedlies

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    On the animal safari at Disney World they have ostriches out in the wild and they said that when an ostrich lays an egg they have to come in and swap them out with egg painted rocks so they can care for the eggs and also the ostriches never notice that they are sitting on rocks so that’s how smart they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    ostrich penis puttin some posters to shame
    some posters are bigger than others

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    I would prefer not to.
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    it’s not the size of the post it’s how you use it

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    my posts are both gigantic and fulfilling tho, losers