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  1. 2021-02-10 19:04 #33281
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    my opinion is it’s hilarious
    It worked really well too. She didn't have to fix her hair for a whole month.
  2. 2021-02-10 22:40 #33282
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    This is how warning labels that pinpoint one of the dumbest situations that you can't fathom it would need a warning are created.
  3. 2021-02-10 22:44 #33283
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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    BG blax can I get a ruling on the definition of HAN in this context?
    https://twitter.com/byjoelanderson/s...540865024?s=19
  4. 2021-02-10 22:46 #33284
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    I'm guessing "hoe ass nigga" but I'm up for clarification
  5. 2021-02-10 22:58 #33285
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    maybe he's a big cao cao guy
  6. 2021-02-10 23:36 #33286
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    https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/...125421572?s=19
  7. 2021-02-11 00:00 #33287
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    oh no baby what is you doing
  8. 2021-02-11 02:44 #33288
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    OOF
  9. 2021-02-11 05:02 #33289
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    idgi but it must be bad
  10. 2021-02-11 05:03 #33290
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    Also, Gorilla Glue is called "glue" for a reason and is a recognizable name at this point. She dumb.
  11. 2021-02-11 05:22 #33291
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    Also, Gorilla Glue is called "glue" for a reason and is a recognizable name at this point. She dumb.
    She's dumb for not actually reading that shit, but hair glue has been a thing for decades and gorilla snot is a thing people use on hair.
  12. 2021-02-11 05:33 #33292
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    Maybe this is off base, but if you don't recognize the Gorilla Glue label then that's on you. Gorilla Snot has a very different label, bottle shape, and is a gel.
  13. 2021-02-11 05:57 #33293
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    I've never made a mistake in my life.
    Alright man.
  14. 2021-02-11 06:10 #33294
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
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    Y I K E S !
  15. 2021-02-11 06:29 #33295
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    The woman who used Gorilla Glue posted on TikTok how this happened. She ran out of got2b glued spray when she was setting her wig. She had gorilla glue and said well it says don't get on skin, eyes, mouth but didn't say hair. Then she used it.
  16. 2021-02-11 07:05 #33296
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Alright man.
    Yep that's exactly what I said.
  17. 2021-02-11 08:05 #33297
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    She's dumb for not actually reading that shit, but hair glue has been a thing for decades and gorilla snot is a thing people use on hair.
    gorilla glue been around since the 90s
  18. 2021-02-11 08:08 #33298
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    idgi but it must be bad
    faulkners "the sound and the fury" was titled after the macbeth line, she's trying to dunk and just looks incredibly stupid

    she then goes on to say she studied too much american lit and not enough macbeth so that's why she made the mistake

    your honor my client is too smart to be stupid
  19. 2021-02-11 08:12 #33299
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    yote a bunch of money into etfs

    maybe I'll be able to retire when I'm 75
  20. 2021-02-11 08:16 #33300
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    thinking about pulling my individual stocks and doing the same, shits gonna give me an ulcer and i barely have anything in there