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  1. #33301
    Brown Recluse
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    https://fox8.com/news/not-again-gori...man-to-the-er/

    Man tries gorilla glue challenge and is sent to the ER

  2. #33302
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    BG blax can I get a ruling on the definition of HAN in this context?
    https://twitter.com/byjoelanderson/s...540865024?s=19
    Maybe those traitors were being gentlemen and told her ladies first?

  3. #33303
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    https://fox8.com/news/not-again-gori...man-to-the-er/

    Man tries gorilla glue challenge and is sent to the ER
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  4. #33304
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    Asura

    gotta get my puppy signed up for puppy socialization class
    little mf is a straight up demon

  5. #33305
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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
    Coolest Monkey In The Jungle

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    wish i had done that or just exposed my little dog to more dogs, shes an absolute 10lb sweetheart but if she saw a rotty or pitt she would just run right up to it and start barking like she was gonna do sumn

  6. #33306
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    your honor my client is too smart to be stupid
    i tell others the opposite about myself on a weekly basis

  7. #33307

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    i'm only smart enough to know i don't know very much

  8. #33308
    Pied Piper of the Homos
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  9. #33309

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    Fenrir

    i have a headache behind my left eyeball and i don't like it

  10. #33310

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    sounds like you're not alright

  11. #33311
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roranora View Post
    i have a headache behind my left eyeball and i don't like it
    Cancer

  12. #33312
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    I get those sometimes and it feels like it would be easier to tear the whole eye out.

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  14. #33314
    Duplicitous Jew with Political Aspirations
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    If I had donuts I'd stick a dick in them.

    Sent from my SM-N981U using Tapatalk

  15. #33315

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    Double glazed takes on a new meaning

  16. #33316
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    Anoat, you would've had a chance.

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/13...790685186?s=20

  17. #33317
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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    IS THAT GUY COSPLAYING ZANGIEF?

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    If you're wearing shorts instead of briefs, it don't count. He's a coward.

  19. #33319
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    Quote Originally Posted by AoE View Post
    If you're wearing shorts instead of briefs, it don't count. He's a coward.
    LMAO!

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    Edit - Nevermind, found it.